If you ask a programmer to do something once in a while, they'll end up doing it forever.

So, DON'T.

Been out of the web game awhile, started learning ES6. War. War never changes.

When you don't wanna fix someone's machine but they won't take no for an answer.
1. Go to
http://fakewindowsupdate.com
2. Select OS
3. Press F11
4. Just tell them it just needed to update and enjoy the show.

My pseudo-code compiles... Let's make it compile even in (virtual) reality!

Oh no, again...

So this website sorts prices lexicographically...

*slowclap*

My wife asked me to clean, cook and watch the child.
When she returned home she started screaming hysterically and cry.
Who understands women...

True!

Shit code. I've done it, you've done it, we've all done it. Just keep working hard and improving. Eventually, you'll be writing better... shit code.

Trying to understand code from a previous developer.

this books may change your life.

PS: first rant, you guys are great

Motherfuck

(っ◕‿◕)っ

Well, that's true. ;)

Ouch, I got pwnd by the google chromium developers :D

Press any key to continue..

debugging

Looked at your old code and starts wondering "who the heck wrote this shitty code!"

skype interview with chinese it vp,

vp: do u know cow-computing?
me: sorry what?
vp: cow computing
me: really can't hear you, did u mean actual Cow computing?
vp: i mean cow! you know like in the sky.
me: oohhhh, cloud computing.. (face turns red over embarrassment)

The best captcha

When you first start learing development patterns on Java