When there's no time for UX and you let the Dev team work on the design.

When your manager asks for, but ignores, your feedback on new developers after interviews, because "we need to hire so the project is done in 6 months"...

Proceeds to hire 4 junior front-enders with limited/non-existanttt Javascript experience...

😓🔫

that moment when you're very proud of yourself, spending almost a week making a workaround for a problem with a plugin but as you double check the plugin for similarity with what you want to accomplish, it already has a frickin method for it
fml

When you fix your mates PC and upgrade windows on it and month later he comes back because his scanner is really slow, his wife doesn't understand English anymore and cat decided to leave his cat life to become full time florist at local bakery shop.

Developers version of "I'm in a band": "I'm building an app".

Asking a developer for an estimate is like asking a doctor how long it will take to perform an appendectomy.

Making that estimate a hard date is like telling the doctor, "We need this finished in 45min, no matter what... NO MATTER WHAT!"

Kids Nowadays

When you fix a bug three attempts ago but didn't notice because the result was cached.

Might help front-end devs!

Best design award goes to!

So my boss thinks that it takes maximum of two days to create a website in WordPress.
I agree with that, but what about the million requirements of the client and you about the theme? and custom dashboards?

PS: Only one developer will work on one website!

When your PM wants you to write Stored Procedures to interface with a data model that hasn't been implemented because "We're agile"😑

The quote to live by

Nothing fixes a bug like walking away from the keyboard

Perfect quote!!

When your MBA boss bases new bonus on his own estimates of features...

when your project manager is not from a technical background .. and major in business management.

The developer who thinks they are so elite because they make their code hard for anyone else on the team to understand. Especially when they have access to operator overloading.

self <- ~~~cgr

That feeling when you ask for a resource, and you get a PM :(

CS 101
Doesn't matter how good u are or how long you've been doing it
Anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong

This new guy tells me photoshop makes better websites than html

True story

When you heard your friend wants to recruit someone who can master R, Rails and Swift at the same time....

Those devs that put TODO comments everywhere in code. When has anyone actually ever seen a TODO and DID it? Put the task in jira/trello/whatever and leave the future source of confusion out of the code base!

When you talk for 20minutes and realise that your co-dev was just giving you the default response but wasn't actually listening

When your mobile app has like 5 analytics frameworks because the higher ups need "the best analytics data"...

This code is due today.... So tell my again why you're changing the requirements /now/?

Client: "I found a bug on your website. Its not possible to submit the contact form."

Me: "No bug. Its a feature"

#answerforeverything

When you dev in Chrome and the UI looks perfect, but the client reports a style issue in IE/Firefox and you are forced to use the dev tools in these browsers to try to solve the issue. I need another coffee

Quote by my non-techie co-founder: when a developer says a new feature takes X amount of time, you always have to multiply X by PI to get the actual duration 🤓