When support guys don't even read documentation and directly raise P1 bug

Why on gods earth would someone name a prod db xxx_Test?!

This arrived today, can't wait to dig in!

Lol 😜😜😂😂

Did a fucking amazing piece of code today, no one will ever know :/

Me greeting a female friend with a joke: Hey baby, wanna play with my python?
Her: Only if it's well commented and production ready.
Me: I love you.
Her: I know.

It's hard to find the bug when you're debugging the wrong file.

Or that...

#1 GoogleMap map = null;
#2 map.clear();

I'm used to bad code, since i'm responsible for code review of acadamic projects. But when i saw that one and last year students saying they dont know the reason, i died a bit inside

developer relationship problems

On a scale of 1 to Melania Trump how much code have you guys gotten from Stack Overflow?

Insert name.

António

The name can only contain letters.

Antonio

Name not found.

oh it's never quite done

The apocalypse is real...

Boss come all excited... I want this project done right! I want it on time and I want this client uber happy!

Me: Dude ... pick two.

It's one of those days

please

Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!

50% of the devs are no longer devs now

git blame

...stackoverflow is offline...

At times I agree

That moment when github's desktop 💻 app auto-corrects "json" to "son", is just lame.

I guess it isn't just blue screens found in the wild now.

In today's digital world, all you need is a developer and a designer.

Thought I was on a Dev SQL server. Dropped a primary user. Turns out I was on prod.Oops..

Why is it that no one asks me for anything all day until 3 mins before I'm supposed to leave work?

This spaghetti code needs refactoring

When you celebrate fixing a bug then you realise.. You didn't fix the bug, you just changed it!

writes code.. runs code.. no errors. thats weird.. something's definitely wrong.