I am so fucking tired being the handy man that solves every problem that arises from a disgraceful project management.

I was minding my own business when a project was handed to me two weeks before the production rollout. In this project they needed a ton of integrations with the destination system and nothing was done.

So naturally I started to ask where were the integration specifications and what infrastructure was supporting the project so I could start development right away.
There were no DEV nor QA infrastructure, only production, and no one could give me a straight answer about what exactly they needed to do. That alone was a huge red flag but the kicker was that I could only start when the software provider development team finished the configurations of the system that they wanted to integrate with. After reviewing the due dates I only had 4 days to implement the integrations before the rollout.

During those 4 days I was constantly on the phone trying to get enough information to implement everything in time. After an immeasurable effort I managed to implement every critical component for the rollout.

So fucking tired of this shit.......

When you are at the edge of insanity

Src=unknown

Target: Migration of an old system(not developed by us) to a new without touching existing applications.

Todo list:
[✅] Migrating old webservice from VB.NET to C#.
[✅] Decide if we go to the old system or the new based on the document class.
[✅] Start implementing same logic to the new system so the results will be the same.
[✅] Stunble across a search method with fuck up logic.
[✅] Create test cases to foresee all cases.
[✅] Implement logic for new system.
[✅] Stuck in infinite refactoring to fix existing bugs brougth from the old code to the new while mantaining the response the same.
[ ] Become insane during the process. (In Progress)

At the other they I was writing a foreach but at the middle of line decided to change to a simple for.

Spent the next 10 minutes reflecting at my life thinking that I couldn't do a simple for given the compiler errors just to realize that I forgot to delete the each part of the for

!rant

https://facebook.com/StudentProblem...

He must be developer.
It is alright bud. It is alright.

!rant
Anyone else with an insomnia?

GF: Who is this girl?
Me: I need a backup plan if this production environment fails

Inception style

I AM ABOUT TO KICK SOME PROFESSORS ASSES!!!!!!!!!!
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE MAKING GO MAD BEYOND MY BOUNDS WITH THERE MOTHERFUCKING STUPIDITY AND SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS.

LISTEN YOU FUCKS I WORK AS A PROGRAMMER TO PAY FOR MY FUCKING TUITION. NO IT IS NOT A PART-TIME JOB. I FUCK UP MY SCHEDULE SO I CAN CAME HERE TO THIS SHIT LEARNING SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS DO NOT HAVE A LECTURE AFTER HOURS.

SO WE I SAID THAT I CAN ONLY CAME TO THIS CLASS AT THIS TIME AND DAY OF THE WEEK I AM NOT BULLSHITING YOU.

SO DO US A FAVOR AND STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUPID AND GIVING ME THAT CYNICAL SMILE YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

FUCK YOU FUCKER AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT CLASS.

!rant
Has anyone looked at the linux kernel 1.0?

I am amazed with this! And the comments are priceless

e.g:
tcp.c
/* I hope this returns what I want. */
return(~d+1);

buffer.c
* 14.02.92: changed it to sync dirty buffers a bit: better performance
* when the filesystem starts to get full of dirty blocks (I hope).
*/

So cool!!!!

Fml
I went to a client and forgot my laptop.
Called my boss to send me the file I needed just to realize 1 hour later that I had web access to the repo and could have download myself.

It looks like it will be a promessing day 😑

I am evolving as a Software Enginner by doing the work of the other people around me that don't do shit.

When your run decides to runaway from you

!rant
Some months back I introduced a co-worker to devrant. Today when I arrived at the office I had this on my laptop.
So proud...

Regex of doom!!

"It appears that you need exactly 7579 characters to pattern match every possible legal url out there."

http://terminally-incoherent.com/bl...

I like living life on the edge.

Running Deletes on prodution without where clause.

Fix the legacy code

Only one more button

First motorcicle accident. So happy that I wear gloves so that tomorow I will code without a problem. 😁

Coding with some hardcore metal while my client employes run my food and coffee erands. Because then know you are a crazy mother fucker that needs to be concentraded

!rant

Best plugin for Jenkins. Chuck Jenkins Norris :D

https://wiki.jenkins-ci.org/display...

@dfox

What do you think about a hoodie like this for the swag store?

Being 8 hours trying to update the GUI from another a thread without the GUI freezing. Finally made it.

When some body walks up to you open this in full screen and start typing.

The will think that you are a hacker :D

http://hackertyper.com/

I have been 6 hours trying to fix a bug in more than 3000 lines of code.

Removed one line and bug fixed...

WHAT THE FUCK

I will pack my things and go home...

while(true){
planFeature();
implementFeature();
while(hasBugs())
fixBugs();
}

!rant

This is awesome...

http://i.imgur.com/EbBlxpT.gifv

Being perfectionist

1. Fix a bug with ugly code.

2. Start from scratch.

node.selected = false //Node becomes selected

Why? It is a valid question so I was trying to resolve a bug in one of our components that uses a TreeList of DevExpress and on the event AfterNodeFocus we raise an event to update the current object selection by putting the node selection to true and updating other values as well.

Well it seems that every thing is OK so why the fuck is this thing not working????

After 30 minutes into the problem realized that the event SelectionChanged is raise in the end of the AfterNodeFocus. Then realized that the event was running twice. One when I was setting the node.selection = true and after the event AfterNodeFocus but the list of selections were different. So what I discovered is the event SelectionChanged raised after AfterNodeFocus is using node.selection = !node.selection.

So how do I fixed it?

Before finishing AfterNodeFocus I set the selection of the node to false and voila the selection of items works now.

Well after 5 hours into the problem lets try another thing.

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