Dear management,

You can’t say “Move fast and break things”, and then be mad when a tiny thing is broken from time to time.

Love,
Concerned Dev

Another dev concept butchered by business people:

BDD, but does not integrate into any tests, uses arbitrary language and format, covers only happy path...

Kill me now, please

In 2018 I hope to upgrade Machine Learning skills and put them to good use, ideally landing a job in the field

Having a degree in math helpes immensely with programming. Abstract reasoning, calculation simplification, sussinct data representation, nice things to have.

Got my head detached today...

Good thing a simple git checkout solved it

iOS 11 you buggy piece of shit!

Layouts breaking all around, can’t figure out if it’s in landscape or portrait mode, lock menu disapearing, minimizing apps breaks them...

Oooh, you invented a GENIUS NEW option to turn mobile data on from launch control, but WiFi and Bluetooth buttons don’t turn these off, but disconnect from current network... WHOSE SMART ASS IDEA WAS THAT? BURN IN UX HELL ASSHOLE!

Haven’t seen a worse update since Vista...

- "I disabled unit test to make this work..."
- *Force choke*

OMG I wish I could find one way mirror to finish making Magic Mirror with RPi

I'm fed up with you guys ranting about what you SHOULD HAVE said, but instead just walked out, said something cowardly, or nothing at all...

For fuck sake, grow a pair and stand up for yourself! Noone else will...

I get it, this place is a nice vent, people understand, it's not face-to-face, it's easy. But the sheer number of you that had a clear chance to be grow, and ran for the door is alarming.

I also get it, it's mostly difficult to talk back to a client/boss/professor. But there's a few steps between FUCK YOUR FUCKING DIPSHIT FACE and running to the corner to post a rant here.

Find the right words. You don't have to sware, be civilized, but take a stand, present your arguments, present facts and proofs. Don't give in to their scare tactics, earn that respect you need and deserve! Then come here like a winner and share it with us.

It has become quite a tradition here to sware in all caps and then say that's what you should have said, but didn't. From now on, I'm -- these posts to give my two cents in an attempt to make this a community of winners ranting about a stupid world. Not a community of cowards ranting how world is scary.

Since I've learned coding, I'm always analizing how things work on the low level. Machines, movies, peoples' choices, planta, reality... Decompiling everything to source code

What's the Object-Oriented way to become rich?
Inheritance

Maintaining AI codebase

Dev dirty talk:
What's your Github account? I'd love to fork you <3

THANK GOD FOR GIT!

Was trying around new features in new version of a build tool. Tried setting output dir to parent folder (..). Turns out the tool first cleans everything in the output dir, lost all projects...

I thought I taw a bug! Turns out they really are called Undefined 😅

"We must support IE8"
*insert Darth Vader nooooo gif here*

Ranting apple :/ Thanks for bling bling @dfox

Our dear freelance web dev, you absolutely need to come to our office on the other side of the city during working hours when it's impossible to find parking space for an urgent meeting to discuss you copy/pasting to a web page a simple block of text we'll send you via email

That dude fresh from learning getters and setters in Intro to OOP calling your SOLID design unnecessary complicated

devRant needs a 'continue where you left off' button, please @dfox

Windows Command Line. It's an abomination and should be killed with fire!

Don't be lazy when naming things. You yourself will be lost in all the a, b, c, ds, let alone your code reviewers.