Real life of the programmers...

My first time using Mac:
"Where's the Start? Wtf is command!? Why are the windows maximizing halfway... How do I rename this file? How do I freakin' maximize this app!? I give up..."

What other people see when they hear the word "Eclipse"

C++ vs C

When my IDE resets the font size

MRW my boss expects me to fix a build due for release in 10 mins

*Scrolling through devRant*

*Battery at 10%*

*Scrolls through devRant faster*

So called my ISP because of slow internet
Me : Hey , slow connection
Him : Could you open up CMD
Me : I'm on linux
then the dude hangs up :/ another guy called later , I guess the tech support needed tech support , FML

You realize that you are a developer when you can't stop thinking about a bug that has been messing your code.

The big decision :hmm:

At first it seemed harsh, but then I learned that he committed code like

if (a == b)
return true;
else
return false;

I didn't need it so far, haha.
I thought it would be good some programmable keys to write System.out.println and other codes 🤔

Sometimes, when you fix a bug ...

The moment when you put 'use strict'; in legacy JavaScript code and everything stop working.... 😭

To be a web designer

Got the stickers! Thanks devRant! Love from India

3 minutes bug fixing, spend 10 minutes for compiling project

why feminists don t like javascript? everything is an object

The other day I got a call from Windows Support about my computer being infected with a virus. I only have a Mac but knowing this was a scam call I played along for 15-20 minutes. Then I finally told the person calling that I don't have any computer running Windows and he got quite angry and wondering "why are you wasting my time?". Told him it was to prevent him from calling and scamming other people. He yelled "fuck off" and hung up. Made my day :)

How do you handle these phone calls?

Guys guys...look

A coworker blamed me that our git server is rejecting his changes. Turns out his commits are 200MB large each, including binaries of all newly added libraries. And I was all like:

I think one difficult thing about being a developer is having all your business friends tell you they have this idea that would make millions but you have to build a prototype (for free) for them to pitch. They don't seem to understand that this is a full time job.

Ask a question on stack overflow , keep refreshing the page for few days to see the view count and hoping for an answer. Then after 4 days answer my own question #StoryOfMyLife

we are working for a client who wants an app compatible for both iOS and android. He asked us to send both the "apk" and "ipk" files together😂

Me fixing a bug just before presenting the project to my boss

Reference vs value ;)

Welcome to San Francisco, where even the ice cream ads are programming jokes.

Even error smiles at me now😑, days aren't far when they start LOL at me!

most evil thing to do...

Waiting for Apple to approve your app like: