My reaction when my friend misses
-Q option while mkfs.NTFS-ing his '1TB" harddisk! 😂
The file system will be created before you die 👻

A few years ago when I was still an apple fan boy, friend of mine bragging me about how android is awesome, we were drinking some shots at our local pub and I was starting to get light headed. At one point he showed me so called "terminal emulator" app. I checked it out, and assumed it's an emulation, just like dosbox, so I decided to verify that "rm -rf *"... (the phone was rooted)

The phone shutdown within seconds, I couldn't stop laughing, while my friend was shock that his new phone was longer booting.

Luckily he managed to reflash the ROM. What can I learn from that experience?
1. Don't drink and sudo
2. Don't call your app an emulator if it's the real deal.

So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼

Just got this amazing gift for my newborn from the guys at work!

figure it's time we start with the cat pics...the Ralph is my dev wingman..

You know you've succeeded as a parent/programmer when your kids start counting up from 0.

Start them young

Harry Potter explained

"Sorry, you can't use this password. This password is already in use by user Sander. Please, choose another password."

My client has started WhatsApping me. Never let this happen to you.

Client: Each invoice should be it's entity. It should only report it's own open amount. Any other open amounts remain on the other invoices.

Me: No problem. ::Sets invoices to only report own open amount::

PM: Hey, the invoices in UAT are not displaying the sum of all open bills.

Me: I know. The client wants each invoice to only report the open amount on that specific invoice.

PM: That can't be right, change it back before we give the client access to the UAT environment.

Me: No problem. ::reverts invoice changes::

Client: We are failing the invoices. The invoices should not be giving total open amounts for the account. Each invoice should only report the open amount for that invoice. We told the development about this...

PM: I see. I'll make sure he understands your request.

Me: ... ::reverts the revert::

PM: Hey, the invoices in UAT aren't giving a total of the open-

Me: OMFG. I just want this task closed!

Client: After the invoice work is done, we need to talk about past due amounts and how they are reported to customers.

PM: Sure thing. It is logical to give a total of a past due amount to the customer...

Me: ::Starts updating resume::

Schrödinger's code:

Its both working and crashing until you run it.

We've all been there...

my boss went on vacation 1 day before the deadline. Then disaster came in. So we emailed him, and he replied.

"Good luck"

Am I the only one who figures out solutions to complex issues only when peeing, bathing or taking a dump? 😂

fuck you SimpleDateFormat. Every single time. get one case incorrect, suddenly its june the 45th, 3017.

circular dependency when you realize you have a

.eminem {
word-spacing: 0;
}

Dev Card Deck.. WoOt!?

This cracks me up every time 😂😂

#TipOfTheDay 😂😂😂

That sad truth.

Thanks @dfox and Tim for the awesome stickers which miraculously made it all the way to Sydney! Love seeing that you guys are so in touch with your audience 😊

😂😂😂

When you have the most awesome app idea ever before you fall asleep. But you fail to remember it the next day.

Honestly, I think a lot of stackoverflow 'community' is a big stack of assholes. So many times, my questions have been downvoted for being 'too broad', even though some good Samaritan has already answered and solved my problem on that very question.

GTH😜😂😊

I always give people who have 9 +'s on a post one extra, just to give them access to the stickers

I wonder how bad we're all getting bashed on PMRant

Hello darkness, my old friend... devRant dark theme coming soon