I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

Well yeah. He is right!

The perfect IDE for me, guys.

Remembering last year tweet...
https://twitter.com/ajlobster/...

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Gillette Excel

No proble

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

Decided to try something new today. I think they call it... sunshine?

wife: why don't you react to things I say (she means why don't I go crazy when she says crazy shit)
me in my head: after 7 years in IT I have learned not to react when people above you say crazy shit.

Worth an experiment 😀😂

Why is the ternary operator such a hated thing? I constantly hear people saying it's less readable, confusing, etc.

I think it's a beautiful, useful, and important operator and I use it constantly wherever readability won't be much affected.

How can you justify a repetitive if/else structure over a ternary, given that you're sure you're not going to put anything else in the ifs?

Whatever happened to DRY?
Whatever happened to KISS?

If those guidelines are what you code by, what's the excuse not to use it?

Because you can't read it as well? Familiarity breeds comprehension and legibility, my dudes.

Hello world!

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

Only if there was someone in my life who listened to me like NSA does :'( #LonerLife

Everyone here who complains about slow Android studio obviously never tried to compile LLVM/Clang from source.

They're stealing our jobs!!

Source : 9gag

Worst question ever in a intervju

@dfox so is devrant turned out to be what you thought/hoped it'd be when you first started it, or is it different than the initial idea?

Customer: how will this heading look in bold?
Me: Hold a sec, I will show you *opens developer tools in chrome and increments font-weight*
Customer: NO NO NO, undo this. I don't want you to mess up my website.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Step by step pathway to enlightenment.

Corporate B.S. Generator

www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html

Hahahaha........😂😂😂. Now that's how to do it.

Normal devRant user:

- Look, the algo it's awesome, it matches similar content posts, it's so funny!

Meanwhile at devRant Headquarters:

trogus: When are you telling them?
dfox: Ignorance is bliss, my friend
trogus: Well, at least we know the random number generator it's not coded by Sony though, otherwise they would suspect

Windows 95 on a SSD - works great!

Can code awesomeness for my clients.
Can drive traffic to almost any website.
Can turn half-baked ideas into money for clients.
Have absolutely no game at all with the opposite sex.

Sometimes the tradeoff of being a geek sucks.

I just started a new job where PHP and JavaScript are the primary languages. I came from a position as a firmware engineer where I coded in C/C++. I'm learning PHP as I go. I don't see why everyone hates on PHP. I find it extremely powerful. Especially when used in an object-oriented context.

Chuck norris can malloc dynamic arrays. Take that!

Another Ctrl joke ova here