LDAP/Active Directory

Way to many...

- Passwords stored in plain text on the year 2014
- Not supporting HTTPS because to expensive
- Hidden admin URLS
- Databases available all over the internet
- Client Side validation
- IoT

Never forget:
There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.

A quote from Bjarne Stroustrup

I am gonna visit my parents today... Let's see how often they ask me if I can fix their TV, smartphone or slow internet because they installed every toolbar available...

Manager...

Perfect description of hell by http://www.smbc-comics.com

What would the world be without Javas famous AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean.createMainInterceptor() ?

Sealy though I am loving Java and Spring Boot

We have a huge domain model in Java and something is really fucked up with our equals/hashcode implementations and know body can track it down.

I have suggested Lombok/Groovy several times but they didn't listen.

Anyways it is so fucked up, that map.contains(foo) returns false, although it is part of the map.

So we wrote something like this:

for (Entity e: map.keyset) {
if (foo.equals(e) {
return true;
}
}

One of my classmates asked me why we should use git, if we can put the eclipse workspace into Dropbox...

I wish that's how they thought SQL joins in High school

Me: Can you Double Click on the Google Chrome Icon?
Customer: Left or right Button?

Manager: Oh, this feature freeze you where talking about was no joke?
Me: Yes, that's why we have written it into the protocol of the Last Meeting and everyone agreed...
Manager: Thats nonsense, add more Features!

Das: So you are studying Computer Science?
Me: Yes!
Dad: Can you repair my TV?
Me: No!
Dad: Who is studying the technical staff?