I'm a simple man, I want to:
- get along with everybody
- be able to depend on my coworkers
- use whatever editor I want
- have vcs (preferably git)
- listen to music while coding
- work with people who share my hobbies (optional)

- Getting paid to learn
- Testing new stuff everyday

Do nothing. Get paid.

Found this code back in jQuery 1.9.1. Checked again, and t is still here in jQuery 3.1.0. Suppose it is just in case the values of true and false ever change 😃

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!

In full knowledge I'll never get an 100 1+ rant, I've made my own devRant stressball

Me fixing a bug just before presenting the project to my boss

Reference vs value ;)

Aaaaarrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh

F*%K

Why I joined devRant

Every programmer should read:

My stickers arrived today in Stockholm !

One can never have too many stickers

debug 👌

Big names here on DevRant...

received these in India

My worst recruiter experience is... Well, I don't have any. What I do have is a really good experience with an internship. And by good experience I mean it's good that I'm not there anymore!

git commit -m "some changes nothing big..."

Backend programmer

devrant feels like 9gag for smart people

I found a solid solution for clickbaiting!

You just have to:
... [read more]

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

All of my unit tests are failing. Other devs went and took out or changed all of the IDs I added to elements instead of properly updating their projects with my changes. WHY AM I EVEN HERE?

😞

A new type of dev hiring strategy:

I'll pick some selected rants from devRant and show it to the candidate on a white board. Their reaction will decide their chances of hiring ;-)

There are only two types of people in this world; those who use flux and those who dont.

Once I was frustrated by a Javascript bug

So I Googled "Retarded JS'"

And holy fuckkk

I found a npm module 😁

Then I Googled "Asshole JS"

Holy mother of all fuckkks

I FOUND THE COOLEST JS LIBRARY EVER 😁😂

Sleeping with a problem, can actually solve it

That moment when you eliminate more than 100 lines of code

try {
// code that will someday
// throw an exception. Today is
// not that day.
}
catch(Exception ex) {
// The big day has arrived! BUT...
// I'm a heartless bastard who
// does not log errors.
// Good luck finding me!
}