how do functions break up ?

well, they stop calling each other😝😝😝😝

well that's a great idea 😂

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Me: "Hello Google, I'm human!"
Google: "Prove you're a human..."
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Google "Prove you're a human!!"
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Well guy has some trust issues

I'm starting to really like this place

that moment you fix the bug that was unfixable

(Sr. Dev) Oh right, you can't do that in the controller.
(Me) I can't do what?
(Sr. Dev) That thing.
(Me) Call another controller from the controller?
(Sr. Dev) Yep.
(Me) Where is supposed to be called?
(Sr. Dev) From the view.
(Me) But what is supposed the controller to be used for?
(Me) What is supposed to do the controller?
(Sr. Dev) The controller pass data to the inner classes. (Controller > Manager > Domain Object > DAO)

I ended calling 3 controllers methods from the view in 4 different views everytime...

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Our coworker's name is BLAS and we did this.

So, I've been a programmer for 2 years and still don't like coffee.
Do I need therapy? Am I the chosen one? Should I switch to Java?

ok, wut?

Error 404. Dead Link.

Low profile

How to troll ppls level web designer:
body { cursor : none; }

So i was contributing to this project on github with a dangerously close (self-assigned) deadline and my friends called me to play some DotA. Well, i can say i didn't let anyone down.

Might be for the best sometimes...

Browser..

me: do we need to setup the shop to charge a flat shipping rate, or charge per item?

🕛3 hours later.

client: yes, that is correct.

me: 😧

Yes, that happens!!!

hackers are there in every form

ever so often I have to deal with people who can be easily replaced with a shell script.

Customer: "Why doesn't the user interface have a night mode?"
Me: It wasn't in the requirements, it also doesn't have bouncing pink elephants, do you want me to add those in as well?

This is so true.

So, this happened today...

A simple `isVisible ? "block" : "none"` could work, but no, they have to create this thing...