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My colleague thought process became the average of all possible existing LLMs. He has perplexity, ChatGPT, Claude and Cursor open on different tabs every time I go check on him. He is literally performing majority vote on all possible LLMs -> he basically stopped thinking.13
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My twelve years old daughter saw me using an eletric mixer to puree potatoes, instead of the potato smasher.
She screamed: "You're using AI! That's cheating!"
When did "AI" replaced "Automation"?!?!
It's just like "woke", the word is meaningless now.13 -
Challenge for today: tell someone who micromanages that they are micromanaging and see what happens! I never saw our politically, culturally, morally, vibe'ly correct HR lady lose her shit so much :D funny how someone drops all masks when something vulnerable gets touched9
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OKAY I GOT IT ITS SCALABLE THANK YOU NO I DONT WANT TO BUY A LICENCE NO I DONT WANT TO WATCH YOUR WEBINAR NO PLEASE GOD NO2
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Once upon a time, there was a young, clean-shaven dev.
Soon in his career the smooth faced dev realized he had a knack for cloud setup. He understood permissions and network configurations, he could tell apart security groups from access groups, he could get all the information needed for an IPSec VPN in a single breath.
But if things got really tough, if the network layout was really messy, if the security settings too arcane, some older, bearded senior dev would come to solve everything.
Time passed, the junior dev got better at stuff, switched companies many times, solved a million problems, delivered countless projects, attended infinite meetings - twice - and, as often is the case, the senior devs, one by one, left the companies and run ever more scarce each day.
One day, a long, loooong time after his first meeting, the once young dev was solving network problems. Weird ones. Tough security requirements. Poorly documented cloud services. For hours, the dev and his colleagues toiled away, chipping at the problem without getting at its core.
The silence fell in the meeting. Everybody looking at each other, waiting for someone to say something.
Then they all looked at the dev, their eyes crying for help.
And the dev realized that he hadn't shaved in weeks.
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I've shaved since then.
And I did solve the problem. Took many more hours, though.1 -
Doing some JavaScript right now and holy moly is this one spaghetti ass language
Promises referencing closures referencing local variables referencing message handlers referencing resolve callbacks referencing ... 😵💫20 -
Job search isn't easy.
Not because there aren't any jobs, but because I am afraid of anything that seems remotely like my current toxic workplace.
Fack.6 -
Speed, quality, scope. Why managers dont understand that they can pick only two and expect all three?6
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Traffic getting worse and worse everyday
Who are all these people?
Why are they in my town?
Why do they all have on-site jobs?8 -
A cautionary tale, dear devRanters:
"My husband was laid off by Microsoft after 25 years — by algorithm. His last day is his birthday."
https://reddit.com/r/microsoft/...
Enjoy life outside of work1 -
My team mate is so fucking bad that I use his mistakes as interview questions for internship positions. So I really make sure I don't have a second Ouistiti in my team.6
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Quote of my CEO today: "We are never going to get an other lawyer as customer... Only problems!"
Imagine our users knowing their rights, such a shame.2 -
getting fired on 20th june 2025 and it is SUCH a fucking relief to not ever see this 30 year old garbage code project EVER AGAIN!!!! and moving onto modern technology project for another client. FUCK OFF 🇨🇭♿️🇨🇭♿️🇨🇭♿️3
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Which miracle do you think will occur first?
Will Google create a file manager for Android that isn't garbage, or will Microsoft add ext4 support to Windows?29