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I'm working on a project, and we ran into a problem where the server memory was getting used up way faster than before. At first, everything was fine because the server was restarting during releases, which cleared the memory. But over time, the situation got worse, and now it only runs for a few hours before crashing.
What can be done in this situation?7 -
You ever fix a bug by doing absolutely nothing?
Like, the code just decides to work again.
No changes. No commits. No reason.
Just vibes.
And now I’m terrified to touch anything because apparently my codebase has emotions.5 -
Horror Story Time:
Acouple thousand years ago, before the great plage and the rise of the machines I met the founders of a startup , they visited silico valey, one of them worked in san francisco, but they were struggling, So they fired the senior engineer who built their system, and decided to contract out their development.
Their system relied heavily on Location data, it was very central for their business and they used Google APIs, so a few months after they let go of the dude, google starts billing them. Founders did not want to pay so they contracted out a junior dev to fix the issue... And he fixed it.
On that same weekend they attended a big convention, invested a good chunk of money there, registration numbers skyrocketed, huge success. Come monday morning they call me on Skype.
There was no location data in the new accounts, zero, zilch, nada. The "fix" the freelancer did was disabling Google integration altogether, They never tested the stuff properly, just accepted the changes and went with it.
I don't know if they went under because of this, or if this was just the a part of the issue. But sure enought the company lasted less then a Year after that.5 -
Once, we hired this one intern as a mobile games tester.
His first day on the job. He received his laptop for work.
He sits down by his desk, takes out his headphones, plugs them into the laptop, && starts playing his favorite music. _Now_ he can finally test the game in peace.
...the fuck?
I _get_ how testers can get sick of hearing the same crappy music, SFX, && other sounds listening to them day in && day out for days, weeks, months, etc. _This_ guy, however, pulls that shit on the first day?
Sadly, the lead either had never noticed that or had never taught the wannabe better.
Good thing !all testers are like that.3 -
I know I'm probably the 1083742698574'th person to complain about this but what the hell? I'm building a Win 11 vm (to run a back-end service) and it _requires_ tpm, secureboot and drive encryption. Why?
Honestly, I don't like anything that going to make it harder for me to recover from a data emergency. Say what you have to about data security and whatnot, but I can't tell you how many grateful people have thanked me for taking the data off a drive from their dead pc. I saved their data from death - would not have been possible with drive encryption.
If I want my data safe, I'll just keep my computer with me.3 -
you know... I've forgotten that I've seen modern warfare gore stuff and we first worlders complain about some dumb shit. d'oh
like can't afford food? lol. just normal day elsewhere
not pretty but guess it works. idealic world they told us was fake, we're a bit corrupt, a little tortured and warped, monkeys throwing things at each other rudely... but it ain't bullets (yet?)4 -
I deleted my previous Rant. Lets try another way.
devRant is now literally dying. We need a new clubhouse. Please think with me, what are options?17 -
they added decorators to JavaScript ಠ_ಠ
that shit is why python made no sense to me, and why I wanted to avoid spring in java
guess my standards are zilch now though. you say jump I say how high
let's make JavaScript look like java. thanks nestjs. I guess since people are using it. the hosting options / fees for these suck. ew lol
gonna just make something stupid with it, that won't be hosted anywhere because heroku banned me ages ago for having actually useful websites8 -
What’s your take on building a community-led devRant overhaul?
Looks like @dfox and @trogus aren’t maintaining this anymore and despite my efforts, I haven’t heard back from them.
Maybe an open-source devRant reboot without the pitfalls of existing platforms would be welcomed? Let me know and let’s band together to make it happen if at all.2 -
Do you have a master's degree and 14+ years' relevant experience in IT, or a Bachelor's + 18 years of experience in IT?
Is this a fucking joke?8 -
I recently joined a bank as an IT Quality Analyst, and it's been an overwhelming experience. I feel like I've been working like a donkey for a fraction of what I deserve. My responsibilities include testing all types of software, including some that, frankly, seem poorly shity written by vendors.
The project managers are not helping matter....they push projects through UAT and expect me to sign off on everything as if it’s ready for production. They seem indifferent to how compromised the testing can be. They want me to say all tests passed even when there are unresolved issues. If I do find any failed tests, they expect me to chase after developers for fixes.
As a developer myself, I took on this QA role to explore a new area of IT, but it's clear that this environment is not what I hoped for. The stress is mounting every day, and I find myself wanting to avoid the PMs entirely. It's disheartening to see them receive compensation that feels entirely unwarranted given the pressure they put on the testing process without regard for quality or thoroughness. I need to voice these frustrations because it's becoming hard to stay motivated in a role that feels so misaligned with my values and professional ethics.3 -
I miss grooveshark
had radios people voted on the next song. a chat that was filled with programmers that just wanted tunes during their workday. those were the days
now it's either Spotify or defunct if it's anything similar to that9 -
I got arrested yesterday lmao
I saw a cop on a kid, then an unmarked one hitting the people. I screamed "HEY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR ID, THAT'S ILLEGAL".
12 hours of cells lmao16 -
thinking i should turn down the volume on my speakers
also need to login to unrelated thing
types in "username"
$:alsamixer
fact dont register
types in password
$:******************
rejected
fact dont register
minutes pass
where did i go wrong
existential crisis
revelation
oh
i am not alsamixer
still need to turn volume down -
I'm starting to wonder if the modern job market has changed in such a way that they now require you to have Senior skills if you apply for a Senior position - the old 'apply anyway' does not seem to hold true anymore. This is the experience I have been getting from my latest interviews. If they ask for someone who's a guru in C#... well then, you better be the greatest living legend in it, and no less will do, neither any amount of sales talk.
It's just that; they're asking for real skill nowadays, obviously because the job market is going downwards again and companies are taking no risks... the effect is: either you're really good or we're not hiring you. That must also explain the lack of junior positions... I used to see much more of those around. Now it's all spammed with Senior in the title.15
