Making a virus that infects computers and quietly corrects all bugs it finds.

Somebody with more technical expertise than me should write a virus that infects pc's but the only impact is that it updates Internet Explorer to the most current version... Call it "honorable malware" 😆

I hate backendphobia! It feels like so common nowadays. People scare other people with backend being too hard and stuff, and that feeling of scariness is something that infects lot of people. Please stop fearing the backend!

Yes, some backend stuff can be hard, but there's no good reason to fear it. I just hate it when I go to a new team and they all seem to be backendphobics idiots. I've build enough backends to not give in to the fear, pls stop scaring people.

Domain Architect my ass. When I actually need you you make excuses for 2 weeks just to finally tell me that I made mistake because I followed instructions made by your department. The worst part is that you don't even remember that I actually followed the instructions in your presence! Fuck you and I hope that corona infects your laptop.

A multistage project that includes: 1, A version of Linux that natively supports every existing windows api call by converting it to work with a standard *nix call. 2, a gui for said distro for every flavor of windows 7 and newer that looks and behaves exactly(minus silly errors) like that windows version. 3, a virus that infects the Microsoft servers as well as every isp to identify every windows user connected to the internet. 4, infect said isps and force push my Linux kernel and gui to every windows effectively erasing every instance of the OS off the face of every connected computer. 5, wipe all Microsoft servers of code related to the operating system, but leaving all their other products.

Fucking UI designers finally broke Firefox. Border-radius infects everything.

I have been 'called' by a very unusual number. Seems to originate from Russia
For reference, don't call them back!

+79540118049

Now I'm in paranoid mode due to The whole pegasus affair where a simple phone call already infects your phone

Am I paranoid android?

Love the feeling when reading about one ransomware attack after another targeting Windows machines and successfully infects large companies like Maersk from my Ubuntu laptop. 😂

Translation: "New ransomware infects GNU/Linux servers"

Fuck.