Wikihow is wrong.
I need my sustenance.
How else am i suppose to make code.

Wikihow: how to start programming.

1: install devRant
2: register for stackOverflow
3: add Quora to you blacklist
4: learn programming!

Never google "man" command!
I was looking for "man touch" and the result was "3 Ways to Touch a Guy - wikiHow" :|

Breakdown of a casual work day:

50%- typing the same commands over and over again in my terminal and watching things build.
10% - lunch, coffee, attending nature’s calls, staring into space enjoying the headphone music.
10% - googling solutions. Only to find that 3 minutes later you’re reading a wikihow page on how to moonwalk.
10% - talking to fellow humans
10% - typing my password to unlock my computer. Mac users exclusive -typing keychain passwords
5% - contemplating what will happen if you suddenly get up and start dancing. Will you start a flash mob?
5% - random thoughts continue...why am I here? Why am I not partnering with Daft Punk to release a single?

I have been hassling a client all week for some stuff. I asked my colleague if I should hassle them again today.

Me: Should I check in on them?

Col: Yeah just put a reminder in the chat

Me: i was nice

Col: wow you really were

Me: yeah I can be nice

Col: Did you wikihow?

Me: just went to stackoverflow

There really is a WikiHow post for everything...

How the hell does wikihow manage to eat all my ram to the point where nothing but a hard reset will get my pc working again?!