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  • 30
    A brief, and biased opinion of what love is in the dev world:

    Love is my employees bringing me something to eat when they know I stay back so that they can all go out do whatever they can do.

    Love is my CMS admin getting his ass up and walking all the way to my office when the director walks in to say some STUPID FUCKING SHIT to me that he(CMS Admin) knows would have me 2 fucking seconds away from getting out of my chair and drop kicking the fuck out of him.

    Love is the rest of my employees getting up to follow along in case(certainly) one dude is not able to hold me down.

    Love is them knowing that I know that their mere presence there will make me chill the fuck out and not choke the fucking director

    Love is the CMS Admin proof reading every email I send to a bitch that was trying to get smart, to make sure that I was not being agressive.

    Love is said CMS Admin bringing me coffee or a coke congratulating me on listening to him about X email not being aggressive (there is no passive in my vocabulary, just balls out "isn't this your fucking job" aggressive)

    Love is my lead developer showing to work after medical treatment fucked up as all hell because he knows that if he is not there I will do a billion things myself in order to give him some rest.

    Love is taking my CMS admin and lead dev out to eat when a major stakeholder shits on something I damn well know it took them a while to finish. Love is also letting me open up to said stakeholder to tell them how much of a fucktard they are, sometimes they let me loose, and I appreciate that.

    Love is every small person in the company approaching you to tell you of their issues, becuase they care more about the productivity they give to their users, rather than the bullshit numbers their managers care about.

    Love is the staff of other places taking care of you because you are not a VP dickhead that treats them like shit.

    Love is the HR reps sending you personal e-mails asking you for help because their shitbag of a boss does not count for help and leaves them in the blank with shit software, for which said HR go above and beyond for you later on even though said shitbag manager said no.

    Love is your team getting angry and responding respectfully at people when they talk shit about their manager on their emails (manager being me)

    Love is your employees closing your door for you when they know you are overwhelmed and you need a quick second to pull yourself up.

    Love is not wanting to leave this miserable place because you know some dickweed will be left in charge of the people that care for you, trust you, work for you regardless of the date, and confide in you.

    They got me locked in, this shitty institution, for now. Until I find a way to bring my entire team with me.
    rant what love is
    8
  • 23
    > make a change
    > PR gets rejected
    > IHATEFORALIVING! YOUR CHANGE IS NOT WORKING! EVERYTHING BREAKS!
    > 3 hours long debugging session
    > We find out a whole bunch of bugs
    > Suddenly, everything works
    > None of the bugs had ANYTHING to do with my change. In the instances where the app broke, my code wasn't even being called at all.
    > My change was literally the one and only working thing

    I wish life was like in The Office, when you just stop what you're doing and you drop the Jim stare at some camera
    rant debugging bug fix pr
    3
  • 22
    Manager: Can you stay late as fuck today? One of our bitchiest vendors is gonna update their piece of crap and I'm pretty damn sure shit is gonna hit the fan

    Dev (inner voice): no fucking way, I have kids to watch and chores to do!
    Dev (outer voice): can't we just check everything in the morning?

    Manager: No fucking way! If there is some fucking "challenge" when our "people" try to log onto their shit, I'm gonna look like a chump!
    Let's talk silvers, I will sign on that bloody commie bullshit for your hours tonight.

    Dev (outer voice): Fine. Until how late?
    Dev (inner voice): Wait, I was supposed to do it without getting overtime bonus?
    joke/meme
    5
  • 21
    Update: https://devrant.com/rants/5445368/...

    My previous bosses were real awesome people. However, the current one is an intentional asshole.

    He wants to review every piece of work. He thinks I am a retard who knows shit. He has no sense of feedback vs. humiliating criticism.
    Fucker questions every single word.

    For example, consider the following statement, "They are taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

    He'd critical question every word like,
    What do you mean by 'they'?
    Why have you mentioned it?
    Why does 'They' exists in English vocabulary?
    Why cannot you try 'Your'?
    What data points you have?

    And after endless questioning, he'd repeat the same with next word. Making sure to break my spirit of working for him.

    And let me add that his communication is saturated with heavy jargons which are difficult to understand. At times, I slow down to understand and absorb and he has a problem with that as well.

    My past experience says that I learned a lot from strict managers.

    But this fucker intentional criticises every aspect with zero to negative appreciation. All in the name of feedback.

    I have gotten tons of compliments and good ratings in the past based on my communication and thought process. However, this fucker feels that my thought process is shit and I don't know how to communicate. Furthermore, he feels that I lack sense of ownership.

    I really don't know what he saw in my resume or me to even hire me in the first place.

    Given how he treats me and others, no wonder people are leaving. And if he fires me, good luck to him finding a sensible replacement who matches his expectations or puts up with his crap.
    random
    5
  • 19
    - I’m tired of being caught in this political bullshit and thinking about how to withdraw my money from the bank ASAP because govt can block my account to prevent me from leaving, how to let my salary make its way from Europe to me without making me a criminal for even having foreign currency, even though I pay taxes, being left without my meds because the country I was born in decided to deny the existance of my illness. At my age, I should be thinking about where do I want to go for vacation and what hair color should my next sex party fuck partner have.
    - I’m tired of fighting this never-ending uphill battle with guilt upon guilt upon guilt that cripples my thinking and renders me helpless by the face of it, the constant sense of dread over me failing to even put into words what’s bothering me.
    - I’m tired of seeing literally any thing associated with my childhood and having flashbacks of violence and gruesome things done to me as a child. Today, I had a full breakdown over seeing default Windows Vista wallpaper.

    My anxiety always hits hard, but how hard should I hit the wall with my head next time to beat this shit out of it? sometimes I hear little bubbles inside. I left my country, but how hard should I vomit next time I eat two jars of nutella as a self-harm session for my country to leave me? I already have my eyes all red and messed up because of doing this. I can’t see straight. is it within my body? can I pull it out?
    rant
    11
  • 19
    So I was interviewing at company X, through recruiter A. It all went well - one of the best feedbacks I have ever received actually, but then they went quiet for a bit... only to have the recruiter A call me about 3 days later and tell me that apparently the project they had planned to get me on, was a no go for a while and that they would contact me again within a month or so.

    Meanwhile, recruiter B called me up and sent me to company Y and asked me what my situation was at other interviews. I said that I was interviewing at company X and that they came back to me and said the project is delayed and they'll contact me within a month or so.

    Recruiter B starts a rant about how he hates when companies do that and that he, as a recruiter, would loose trust in that company if something like that happened.

    And now company Y goes quiet for 2 days. Recruiter B calls me and says exactly the same thing.

    So naturally, I say - "ah that's a shame, you must be loosing trust in company Y now."

    He pauses and says - "Well umm"... another big pause. "I see what you mean, but umm..." another pause and this awkward silence.

    "thanks", I said and I hung up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    rant recruiters interview
    5
  • 18
    Why the fuck do managers think beacuse a component has been build by another developer a shit ton of time ago, we can still reuse that fucking code.

    For fucks sake, I had to rebuild a whole fucking map component that needed contextual filter and the fuckers just add extra functionality without consulting me. And gave me a tight schedule bc the customer, who btw disappeared for 6 months, will be mad for wasting his precious fucking time.

    Fuck these clients.
    rant clients
    9
  • 17
    It's official, I've come full circle:

    "I assume you're not looking for a new opportunity right now, but do you know anybody that might be interested, or do you have someone to refer?"

    Yes, let me do more work for you, even though you aren't interested in me at the moment. Shameless linking to a previous post which is the same: https://devrant.com/rants/5404347/...

    At this point, I'm convinced its going to repeat until about 2050 when the entire software industry comes to a complete and catastrophic standstill.
    rant idiots clowns zombies 🧟‍♂️ recruiters 🤡
    3
  • 17
    I fucking hate Reddit
    Because I don’t interact with other peoples post too much but do so when the post is mine, I’m considered spammer.
    The 90/10 rule is ridiculous.
    This morning I got banned from r/internetisbeautiful because of this stupid rule.

    Not because my website is not beautiful, hell, it got thousands upvotes. But because I used the same domain for different unrelated projects, same way you can have different GitHub pages under one user.

    Fuck this, fuck
    rant
    19
  • 17
    So one day on tech huddle my tech lead got frustrated, don't know why and told me - "the tasks you're doing can be done by interns"

    I felt bad. Ofcourse I was putting my 100%.

    That day I decided to put the resignation. I didn't discussed with anyone about it and sent the resignation email directly.

    After serving 2 months of notice period I was able to land a better job successfully!

    I called the lead on the last working day in that company and shared him the news about my offer letter and a little about the company.
    His first question was - "Did you cleared all the interview process?"
    In my mind - "That's only why I'm sharing the news here with you man! Stop thinking of me as a noob."
    I replied with - "yes, if needed/the new company try to get feedback about me then please be honest atleast there by keeping your ego aside."

    You shouldn't pull someone's leg if you aren't able to climb higher!!

    Lesson I learnt;
    DON'T STAY AT A PLACE WHERE THERE'S NO VALUE OF YOUR WORK AND THE DEDICATION TOWARDS IT!

    Working in a startup isn't that easy, mostly for those where there's no work life balance.
    devrant lead learnt leadership work lesson tech balance resignation developer technology workplace
    2
  • 17
    Ha ha ha ha. Fucking morons!

    You brag about being a highly skilled company.

    You tell me I don’t have enough experience despite three years of uninterrupted activity where I currently work

    You’re willing to give me a chance (I just don’t know how to express my gratitude)

    BUT among your super talented team members you can’t find anybody capable of conducting a technical interview?? And you’ve been looking for over a month for someone who could do it?

    Thanks for wasting my time with three useless HR interviews you worthless DIPSHITS!
    rant morons consulting hr recruiters
    3
  • 15
    Corp: you will get a four hour assignment to work out
    Me: cool nice.
    Corp: here it is, build a dragon with conflicting requirements, stocks but without any form of pricing mixed in. Then slay that dragon and post it to the static backend we created.
    Me: cringe much?
    Corp: yeah, you can spend more than 4h but be sure to spice things up abit. Since it is frontend, and all we spin up from the backend is flat data. But it must exhale an exciting user experience.
    Me: stop the cringe pls!
    rant task cringe all is free stock price freeloader
    6
  • 14
    I just don't get my coworkers. They tweak designs, they tweak functionality, but no task is made.

    They just simply update designs in Figma, without notifying anyone or just msg me on Slack what to change...

    How the fuck do you guarantee that all those tweaks will get reflected to the app? How do you guarantee I won't forget? How do you guarantee QA will test your stupid tweaks?
    rant tweaks fixes coworkers
    2
  • 12
    I really want to boycott StackOverflow right now for their fucking stupid asses.

    They are fucking idiots. You know what they just did? They banned me from asking questions when I have only asked a few, with zero down-votes but no up-votes BUT I ended up having to answer all but 1 or two of them myself!

    Not only that but I have also contributed by answering questions too.

    Now I can't ask questions? Because my questions weren't popular?

    FUCK YOU StackOverflow. You don't know what makes a great QA site.

    Suck my fucking cock.

    "You have reached your question limit
    Sorry, we are no longer accepting questions from this account. See the Help Center to learn more."
    rant change.org whos with me? boycott stackoverrflow
    13
  • 10
    Rant: i have a software firm, recently got a new project, found a freelancer to work on the project.

    He is a very good developer but he works on the project only when he wishes to work and I am left to answer the clients about project delays.

    It's so frustrating that I can't get angry on him otherwise he will leave the project and on the other side I have to answer clients. I am stuck with all the tensions in the world.
    rant freelancer rant project delays tensions freelancer mobile app developments
    22
  • 9
    I have noticed I have had great success using another co-worker as a metaphorical rubber duck (sometimes intentionally, sometimes unintentionally). It improves my productivity vastly. However, I know that it probably distracts others when I am using them in that way.

    That's why I want to buy a literal rubber duck and talk to it. I could do it very quietly and most of my close co-workers use noise-cancelling headphones 80% of time while sitting at their desks. My only concern is other people passing by my desk would think that I am weird. My desk is in an open space and several people pass by it every hour. (however on my floor besides developers we have HR, marketing and people from high up who might be unfamiliar with the rubber duck method).

    Is it unprofessional to talk to a rubber duck at the office?
    rant
    4
  • 9
    More a call for discussion...

    How can it be that devs constantly whine about technical debt, how everything is "ancient" bla bla bla...

    Yet don't want to update libraries / stuff unless one explicitly rams an klingon pain stick up their arse because one is very very very very tired of lame excuses.

    Even better example - and reason for the rant - new microservice.

    They honestly started with JDK 8.

    Looking at the dependencies is like walking in a museum...

    OWasp Dependency check?

    Lot's of 7.5s and greater (NVD score).

    How brain fucked ignorant can one team be?!!!

    Let alone that that thing - despite being just a skeleton project - has already 178 dependencies.

    I don't want to look at the build files, I'll guess I'd turn to Freddy Krueger otherwise...

    But really - why whining all the time like you have a clit / arsehole full of sand and then starting a new project with an obviously copy pasted graveyard skeleton?!
    rant i hate developers
    5
  • 8
    I think, right now, it's bitting more than I can chew.

    I get my hands on way too many projects because they're easy and then problems pile and I end up being behind schedule on everything.

    That, and maybe sometimes subconsciously thinking I'm invincible. It's a direct psych response to those telling me I can't do shit, and then I do shit out of pure stubbornness, and then I have super-confidence for a short while. (Even if I don't show it)
    I just don't think it's healthy.
    rant wk312
  • 7
    The number of roles you are expected to do these at this company, to be paid for just one of them.
    Business analyst , developer, tester, first line support, architect, devops engineer, recruiter.
    And you have the cheek to ask us what we need to keep this shit alive.
    (Obviously it’s more people but the answer to that is no).

    Fuck right off.
    I do not care if this company doesn’t meet its contractual obligations and goes into administration.
    It’s not my company, I can walk into another shit company easily, maybe I’ll even get lucky and find a good one.

    Why don’t you people at the top who are being paid six figure salaries and telling everyone things are wonderful pull your fingers out of your collective arses and doing what your paid for.
    You fuckers deserve all that is coming.
    rant
  • 7
    Why are most projects only fun at the beginning? I feel like there should be a "first half" and a "second half" during development.

    So if I have worked the whole of first half someone else should work the other half with full bar and zeal just like a football match because honestly most times I feel like I'm gonna die towards the end of the project hoping for another developer to come on as a substitution.
    However, in this case instead of going to seat on the bench after being substituted, I am willing to play another match immediately.
    rant role switch workload lengthy projects
    4
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