Sometimes I wish I was a cow, eating grass in some field

No more code
No more stress
Just moo

Saw a McDonald's today that's asking to be hacked - their menu sign's IP address is right there on the bottom of it (original image at https://i.imgur.com/P3sFGHE.jpg):

Masturbation

* The app is almost ready, boss asked me to show the progress.

Boss: The design is bad, I don't like it 🤔
Me: I just implemented the design, which is approved
Boss: Really? because I "feel" that the design is bad on the screen.
Me: Okay 😐, can you tell me what exactly the part to change?
Boss: I don't know, *calls the designer
Designer: *showing his PSDs* yes it is the same, and you [the boss] approved it.
Boss: Ok make some changes to make it feel better.
Me: (Inside: 😡 ) ok, have you some suggestions?
Boss: dunno,
Me: at least tell me what is wrong with it
Boss: dunno
Me:🤢

Great day start 😁

When you have 90% css code available in world but you are fucking lazy to apply it.

https://thehackernews.com/2018/11/...

Chaotic Evil: Some dude 'hacked' 50k printers that were open to the public and printed a message that the owner should subscribe to PewDiPie.

Ubisoft 404 page.

Never underestimate engineers XD

Doctor == Programmer 🤣🤣🤣

The reason I have trust issues.

So Android P is now Android Pie...
Seems kinda boring after the last couple.

Thoughts?

I LOVE WINDOWS 10