Hahahah

If your cables look like this you should probably rethink your life choices

10mb hard disk

*Le me Opening Android Studio
*Gradle building..
*Gradle building..
*Shit, cancel building, I need a simple thing
*Cancelling building..
*Cancelling building..
*Cancelling building..
*Cancelling building..

Oh kill me now !

!rant

Doing school assignments like

An Android Developer working with Core i3 processor would think twice before building 🤣

Android vs Iphone

Android development is like:
- 30% of the time is coding & debugging
- 70% of the time is waiting for Gradle to build

Only android developers will get it.

Android stuck on boot when running from SD card
Source: Reddit

!rant

Using Linux terminal on Android smartphone

Why you do this devRant!!

So our public transportation company started to sell tickets online with their brand new fancy​ system.

• You can buy tickets and passes for the price you want
• Passwords are in plaintext
• Communication is through HTTP
• Login state are checked before the password match so you can basically view who is online
• Email password reminders security code can be read from servers response

Oh and I almost forgot admin credentials are FUCKING admin/admin

Who in the fucking name of all gods can commit such idiocracy with a system that would be used by almost millions of people. I hope you will burn in programming hell. Or even worse...

I'm glad I'm having a car and don't have to use that security black hole.

Meanwhile at HTC:
Dev: Just gonna tweak this function to make our keyboard faster!
Dev: ha! Done, users will love this update

Me - okay mom im going to sleep don't bother me.

Mom - okay goodnight sweet heart.

Me - *puts on headphone , have a cup of coffee and begin to code*

Friend: So you're a programmer? You must be good in hacking WiFis and sht.
Me: Uhm..
Friend: Can you hack my PayPal account using HTML?
Me: Say no more.

I have just solved a problem that had already several days ago: to apply the elimination of a specific color in a photography of animal fabrics.

Thank you SimpleCV <3

Sometimes I wonder whether it's unhealthy for my desk plant that I explain her my code.

If you have good eyes, list C# in your skills section.

Program memory was too low... How even...

Me and my wife are software engineers
Started dating while doing a project together
I guess you could say that we...
MERGED WITHOUT CONFLICTS

For those who said "Ubuntu looks like shit", This is Ubuntu 16.04

That weird moment when you don't understand what ++ or -- means in devRant cause you Python developer

That's how my preparation started.