CSS is easy. It’s like riding a bike, which is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything is on fire because it is hell.

I may have found a new job!!😇 Life is awesome!!😊

Joining an old project

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

"Do you like your job? I mean, all those collored lines in that funny font... sitting at the desk with this adorable rubber duck... Do you guys jus".....
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Me: "SHUT UP YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!!! I MADE 26 COMMITS DURING THIS FUCKING DAY, THE DAY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST WORKING DAY OF THIS SHITTY YEAR! I HAVE NOT SLEPT AS I SHOULD AT ALL CAUSE THIS FUCKING MIGRATION OF NEW YEAR'S UPDATE AND NOW... AHH NOW YOU STUPID FYCKING PSYCHO... NOW I HAVE TO CONTROLL MYSELF DURING NEXT DINNER WITH FRIENDS, HAVE NO MUCH ALCOHOL CAUSE DURING SUNDAY, EVEN ITS A FUCKING HOLIDAY AND EVEN IF I AM IN A LOOONNGG HANGOVER, I DO STILL NEED TO COMPLETE THIS FUCKING NEW YEAR MIGRATION YOU ASS PUNK! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITLE USELESS TINY LITLE SHIT!!!"

And this is how I see my new years resolution: the time is priceles doing this questions to me...

Happy new year, fellazz! 💃🎆🎉

Christmas came early for my coworker. He wanted 6 monitors, IT is giving him three Samsungs in portrait.

Something happened

If you haven't seen silicon valley... Do... For the love of God do.

And if you don't like it one... We will never get on, it's god damn hilarious ... Constantly

3rd time I've watched them all

It's perfect.

On the job 😊. Told them I could code in the interview... and they believed me.

Now I'm our Director of Technology, and spend at least 8 hours a day building everything from GraphQL APIs to Electron apps. It's been an awesome journey!

In high school, we had to choose between sports or computer science. I didn't like to play sports and now I'm a programmer.

I've never heard an Apple person say "laptop" or "phone". They always specify that it's a "MacBook" or "iPhone".
Just an observation.

Never name variables with single letters. Make them at least two characters, so they're searchable

dis is a very well said..salute to all devs..

Slow, old, spaghetti coded legacy projects that no one has touched for years.

You know those ones where you put your Indiana Jones hat before going in and barely come out alive.

Headphones ON ears means DON'T disturb unless it's important.

Talking about the chance of rain is not f*ing important. Especially when it's the 10th effin time I'm interrupted by nonsense officetalk in one hour!

Nail it!

Shortcut fix. You Are Welcome (:-)

If doctors were treated like web developers!

Ummm, thanks but no...

LET'S LEARN ANGULAR2

* look for some good tutorial *
* download atom-typescript *
* type "ng new demo" in console"

1185 errors.

FINISHED LEARNING ANGULAR2

juniors

Do not disturb someone especially if they are in the zone.

Hint : earphones on, a ton of error logs on screen.

That moment when..

Hey girl,
I want our relationship to be a poor recursion, so that it never terminates.

#devspickupline

Best newbie advice:
I don't care how smart you think you are--start your for loops at 0.

Don't try to learn every fucking framework out there.

Random Guy: So you wrote all this in Java?
Me: JavaScript
Random Guy: Yea. What i said. It's the same!
Me: *triggered*

learn how to Google properly!
no seriously, learn how to query well its important asf!

Always be honest

When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux