The bugs have learned to hide

I found this WYSIWYG wine in my local grocery store.

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

Mine second one!

This is so annoying ...

It is in italic 😀

Found this on a discord channel! 😋

Google adding to the dev toolbox! 🤓

Finally went vertical and I love it. Probably will never go back.

Life of dev

birth();

while(alive()) {
....code();
....debug();
....insertRandomBugRant();
}

while(dead())
{
....ThereWasBugInMyCode();
}

Fatal error: Call to undefined function birth(); on line 1

I don't think I'm doing this right...

Aha! See what I found! Never gets old!

Food for thought

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

So this happened today.
Trying hard not to judge :/

Later the person also said and I quote:

"It is a markup language or what? We had PHP for that."

Remembering last year tweet...
https://twitter.com/ajlobster/...

Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service: What is wrong with it?

Caller: Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don’t have a mouse.

Caller: Mmmmm? Oh really? I will send a picture….

Feels 👼

This should be the cable management standard it would take so long but keep it tidy.

Holy shit, this is fucking awesome

Dutch people must be having hard time programming

Memory Lane

It changed my life, really. 😁

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

When frontend is ready before backend

Programming fact....

Happens with me all the time.. :-/