One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

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Any devs here that Code in C/C++...?
Or am I lost in "webRant".

I am worried about the future " code everything in javascript " generation :)

Make pointers great again!

Freelance programmers

I overheard this on my way back to home.

Girl 1: I bought a new phone yesterday.
Girl 2: Let me see it.
*hands over the phone*
Girl 2: There is no Instagram?
Girl 1: No, Instagram wasn't installed when I bought the phone.
Girl 2: That's weird.

*me almost dead*

Ok so 10 yrs ago:-

Professor: Make this web front-end with blah blah blah pages.

*I create the thing and submit it*

<Next lecture i come in class and the projector is showing my website>

<I get excited that im bout to be praised for my work infront of whole class>

<I grab a seat>

Professor: I had high hopes from you. I did not expect PLAGRISM from YOU.

Me: Wwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaat the faaaaaaaaaaaaq??? Where is it which part????

Professor: Ive seen "lorem Ispem" before somewhere else. This is fucking plagrism.

<I sat 15 mins in disbelief>
<Got out of class>
<Dropped out of the course>

//long rant but worth it ;)

In our class, we had some writing in Word.

I was the smart PC guy in the class which everybody asked for info. Even the teacher sometimes asked me.

There was a girl in class which I didn't really like, because she had a snoopy attitude and thought she is a queen.

In MC Word you can hide the toolbar with the little arrow on the top right below the close button.

Somehow the girl hid the toolbar and didn't know to let it reappear again. After half a hour the teacher got to the next lesson.

She held her hand up and reported to the teacher that here PC has problems. After 10 minutes try & error from the teacher he even didn't get it.

Now the teacher started the rant and shout at her: "How did you even manage to do this? Did you upload a virus? I bet it is a virus! Do you know how much it costs to repair this pc? It's sure over 1000 $."

The rant continued for 15 minutes. After that I felt a bit guilty and even I didn't like that girl, but nobody deserves such a harsh treatment.

Without saying anything I went to the computer, clicked the little arrow and the problem was solved. The teacher didn't say anything to this topic. Just said we can go early.

Sometimes dump people make a elephant out of a fly, just because they don’t know it better…

Well the girl still stayed a cunt till the end of my scholarship.

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

Don't be like jimmy... test before committing! 😋

:P How to save people

"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

Hehe right on point....glad I managed to take a screenshot :P

RAM- please stop :'(
chrome- OH yeah baby ;)

If (repost)
sorry;

I'll start implementing this in my apps too.

Then they say

Let alone all the facts. I know one thing. 3 Billion devices run Java.

How to get fired (no pun intended)

When you send someone an IP address and say "go here" and they try phoning that number fml

When you're creating new website and Chrome asks you if you want to translate the page from Latin.

We feel you bro...

When they use a photo of fucking JavaScript (no hate) code for every fucking unrelated news.

Long but funny 😂😂😂

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

Not entirely true, but still funny :)

Lets all stop and take a moment to thank Stackoverflow for our jobs...

Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.

try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

Me: will you be my date this valentine's day?

Her: What? No ways!!

Me: sudo will you be my date this valentine's day?

Her: Hell ya !! 😘
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Me: *wakes from sleep* Damnit, wish I could sudo everything!!😓