So I guess devRant isn't about ranting anymore and it concerns me. Feed is full of memes and the only ones who are ranting are the 12yo who got busted by their moms "hacking". Or is it the algo?

Simple flowchart XD

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It’s hot in Oceania, so I installed heat sink for my cat. cooling is everything

Where is the LAN cable and why the hell does my chair not...

Oh.

teacher gives a question in a test : can you save a word document as a pdf.

me :Yes

teacher :that is wrong

me : shows her how to do it..

teacher : "oh well "

Stop fighting for gender equality,
Start fighting for render equality!!!

~CSS Devs.

Got a star on GitHub once

Got call from extremely angry customer, our product is shit and doesn't work. At all. Important customer so I went to visit.

He had the perfect setup, our product to the left, our competitor's to the right.

He connected the Ethernet cable to their product, it worked. He plugged it out and connected to ours... Nothing. Shit.

I started to debug on the premises, took logs, everything. It seemed like our product didn't receive any data at all. What the fuck? Tried everything, debugged low level, still nothing. Sweating as hell.

After two hours I got a strange feeling. So I swapped place, our product to the right, competitor's to the left. Now OUR product worked, competitor's zilch.

THE FUCKING ETHERNET CABLE HAD A GLITCH. IF YOU BENT IT TO THE RIGHT IT WORKED, IF YOU BENT IT TO THE LEFT IT WAS BROKEN.

I had never seen a customer be this embarrassed in my life. He apologized to me, my boss, his boss, the Queen, everyone.

We got the contract.

Solution to all of our Git problems

I cannot spell for shit, so my coworker keeps commenting on my pull requests with spelling fixes...

Decided to buy this for him today...

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

Release time :)

Have you guys ever gone through this stage😅😅

I think I just broke time...

Thank God they don't use Li.. Oh wait a sec!

When you spend too much time in your car

And I've been looking for a good excuse to switch to Firefox 🤣

I think this ticket machine will definitely benefit of a hardware upgrade

After 2 hours I can say that I love my desktop

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FIREFOX QUANTUM IS OUT OF BETA! 🎊🎉🎊🎈🎉🎊🎈🎉

1969 vs 2017

I rarely fork, and I never get forked.

I pull every morning, though.

AI, more like Artificial Intellisense

Wrote a setup.sh file with 4 lines. Added bash to my CV

They missed it...

Microsoft and Linux 😂😂

Javascript is wild

Ladies and gentlemen...Python.