Man I love Sweden. 3am here now. You never get tired because it's always bright outside 👌

Almost fucked it up. ALMOST

The joys of web dev

Only God and I knew what I was doing, writing uncommented code in C a year ago.

Now, only God knows.

How it feels to be the only programmer in your company...

unlimited

New devRant cartoon now live on YouYube! Experience the perils of pair programming! https://youtu.be/vjr_9xKUlYA If you enjoy, please share!

Nightmare

*Looking at other student’s code*
Me: Why do you have a line that only says “var != var2”? That doesn’t do anything.
Them: That tells the computer to set var to anything except var2, right?
Me:

Only a true master will know the right one

Programming in a nutshell

True story....

How bae is elementary os?

https://elementary.io/

How old are you?
I sometimes feelike the old fart in here.
I am turning 39 on Halloween :)

me all the time😂😂😂

This interview NEVER gets old

You know tbh I found this community by accident but I'm so glad I did. I'm actually having fun here without all the drama of Facebook.

Still the best example of
pass by value vs pass by reference

FUCK MY BOSS WHEN HE SAYS HE DIDNT SEE ANY UI CHANGES AFTER NOT SLEEPING FOR 24HRS TO GET THE ENTIRE BACKEND REWRITE DONE. I WENT OVER THE ACTUAL CHANGES WITH HIM 100 FUCKING TIMES! I GET THIS MESSAGE AFTER FINALLY GRABBING SOME FOOD "What did you do, you said you were going to work on the site??" FUCKFUCKITYFUCKFUCK!!! FUCK YOUR MONEY AND YOUR JOB!!!! AND WHILE IM AT IT FUCK WEBDEV!!! 🖕FUCK YOU GUYS🖕 IM GOING HOME

/rant Thank God for devRant

Whenever I fix a bug that ends up exposing 3 more bugs...

@dfox Feature request
Could we have fully displayed rants ? Maybe as a setting disabled by default ?
I mean sometimes i'd like to relax and just mindlessly scroll, and having to tap to read longer rant and then tap back is, well, too much.
Especially when the rant ia only like 2 words above limit.

When someone changes the API at 5pm without notice and you get a call at midnight that no one can login.

Just riding a Segway eating a sandwich rocking my devRant sweatshirt.

Samsung engineer atm

This is 100x more satisfying than Twitter or Facebook notifications

My little daughter attached it on my laptop :-)

My new cup :D

Finally I found a webpage related to my bug.

The page is from 2004.

*keeps reading*

"Yes, yes! This is exactly the problem I'm having"

*Carefully reading each comments*

*Looking at scroll bar with stress*

*Almost coming to end, no signs of solution*

At the end the thread creator say: "Ah finally I've fixed the problem. Thanks everyone for helping"

*moment of silence*

WHY U NO SHARE THE GOD DAMN SOLUTION? YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Best part of being a dev? Converting coffee into code. ☕

Worst part? Dealing with others' shitty code everyday.

My favorite part of being a developer is that no matter what craziness is going on in my life I can put on my headphones and lose myself in logical problem solving.