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START FUCKING USING GIT.

😅

Was discussing IPv6 subnets with a couple mates, when suddenly a non-tech friend standing by jumps in and says: "I'm doing no-NAT-November!"

Philosophy 🤣🤣
Credits: commitstrip.

I always laugh when I see this

This is how you combat the EU law.
You are welcome 😉

😥😥😥😥

I've been very busy in the last weeks so I haven't read a lot about the recent "Linux CoC drama".

Now I'm reading what happened and, well... I'm disgusted.

Especially being a woman, I'm disgusted knowing that a group of people pretend to speak for me saying that we don't need meritocracy, but only more "inclusivity" (whatever that means). I don't give a fuck of your gender, write useful code and I'll appreciate you. And please, give me back the original Linus Torvalds: his irreverence made me laugh.

Sure, sometimes discrimination exists, however good companies will hire you if you are competent, no matter how you look. Instead, I encountered some incompetent women whining about "nobody listen to my ideas because I'm a woman". No, RTFM and maybe you will able to propose better ideas and people will listen to you.

A bit more red....

I know I am that kind of user 😂

It's hard to trust a programmer in a suit 🤔

image source - Twitter

I just love going through the code review gauntlet doing maintenance work, don’t you?

(“boyscout rule” = “leave it better than you found it”)

Who's ready for some horror?

"new week, new possi..."

No FUCK you

Code stealing experiment

Schrödinger’s semicolon

Source: reddit r/programming

If only someone would do this at my school lmao...

Learning chineese !

Github after Microsoft purchase

I'll be over here reading normal shit.

How I feel when I need to switch back from a TypeScript to a plain JavaScript project.

Asynchronous No. Hmmm.

Haha , this is so me

Found it on FB today

weedX 😂😂

A call I had today, girl registered a domain and put it in her hosting package:

Girl: so where can I view my email accounts?
Me: *explains*
G: Oh, I wanted an email address with info or my first name as part before the @ but I only see an account with the name of my hosting account username?
Me: that's right, that's a default one you get :)
G: oh 😞 I....I.... I've always have wanted a domain name with my own email addresses linked to it and I thought I could do that this way 😩
(I could hear the disappointment and that she seemed very sad suddenly)
Me: do you see that "create new email account" button up there?
G: Yes..... Wait.... Can I make like multiple email addresses myself?!
Me: as many as you can manage inside your hosting account!
G: 😵😍 OH MY GOD
Me: Haha, enjoy creating some!
G: THANK YOU I LOVE YOU BYE
*Click*

It's those moments which can make your fucking day!

Painful Representative Often Jeopardizing Expected Completion Times, Making All New Assignments Greatly Escape Reality

Or

P.R.O.J.E.C.T. M.A.N.A.G.E.R. for short.

TIL there are linux manpages for printf and all that stuff.

When i see people running notepad through wine on linux machine.

Not being given constructive criticism.