Wrote my first code on a commodore vic 20. I was 7 years old

Android vs Iphone

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman's breast.
Woman: Hey! That's private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

hacking on windows media player ...time to leave this planet

real programmers

Jake ...who?

When someone disturbs me when am coding

bus.rar

My rubber duck, Emmet. :-D

Birth of a computer..

So, true..😜😜😜

Dear devRant,
I am writing to you today to ask you for a favor.
Please support landscape mode, viewing landscape images in portrait mode really upsets my right brain hemisphere. There is a conflict with what my synapses think but this is another story.

Regards,
#th

Thread.sleep(4000);
// to make it look like it's processing

Worked from 11 pm to 9 am. Mom saw that I didn't sleep. She gave me this. Moms be the best!

Seems to be working :)

Fans of Mr. Robot in the house?

Joke of my life...😂😉😉

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

!😓😓!

Q: Why do Java programmers wear glasses!?
A: Because they can't see sharp

setting priorities right.