Escape finally did it ..!

Noobs be like ...

First day at work .... Excited
😃

My last day at work for the year, almost over...

What did function() say to main ()?

Call me maybe

My son loves...loves Star Wars, so when Star Wars Battlefront (on the PC) went on sale, he jumped on it.

To my shock (I'm not a big gamer), the game is filled with hackers/cheaters that are able to give themselves 'god' mode, so they can kill in one shot and take no damage.
My son (and others in the game) keeps 'reporting' them, but it looks like an issue EA is ignoring.
My son keeps asking me "You're a programmer, can't you fix the game so they can't do that?"

Good lord...I could care less about russians "hacking" our election (moronic press, doesn't even know what that means), but hacking my son's favorite game!...hmm..wonder how long it would take me to drive to EA headquarters and find that SOB dev manager in charge?
I get it, cheaters are gonna cheat, but fix your friggin' code! Aren't you embarrassed!?

Don't give me any of that "we don't know how they are doing it..." nonsense. This is devrant, not <insert media outlet you hate>.

I just love pressing F5.

Why you say?

Cause it's so refreshing.

My colleague left her PC unlocked with an open project so I changed all her IDE colors to white. White text on white background! 😈

remember childhood

When they ask you to come in during the weekend.

Windows 10 found 3.99TB of temp files on my laptop with a 1TB hard drive.

I am migrating servers today

JSON Bourne!!!

Welcome to the gang you sticky little sticker. Im glad they made all the way to germany. Thx @dfox

I'm regretting not having have done this long time ago. You can tell the difference from HDD right away. Everything loads up really fast... Heck, Android Studio even loads fast lol
Switch to SSD to save your life and time 😀

IT department created a risk assessment system and asked us to fill out the form.

I found that the form is vulnerable to XSS and possibly SQL injection so I told them and their response was:

"Oh, shit. Please don't tell anyone!"

Of course, it never get fixed :/

Error code PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

First post :)

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

Because he didn't node how to express himself

R, matey

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Seen in an IT company in Denmark

The other week, our coffee machine broke. No code was written.

Today, coffee machine broke. No code written.

Think I found the secret ingredient to writing code!

So I got a wedding present from my team mates today :/

I have a new woman in my life. She has an amazing contoured body, smooth to touch and yeah she is wonderful on the inside. She is a pleasure to be around and is always there for me. She enables to DO amazing things and she empowers my personal aswell as my professional development. I THINK I'm falling in love no I DO love her.

She is my Lenovo ThinkStation P310 Intel Xeon 3.60GHz 32GB RAM 1.2TB SSD 6GB/s also known as Suzie.

Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

People asking me to make websites...

Finally joined the 5000 club!! woot woot

When you're in Word and press CTRL+P to search for a segment in the document...

Or press CTRL+F5 on Sublime Text

Or press CTRL+S in the browser...

My brain can't handle this...

First interview tomorrow. Wish me luck 😄