> finds awesome software
> finishes trial period
> looks at pricing
> looks at bank account
> cries in a corner

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

Management: "We have a Team Building session next week"
Colleague A: "Paintballing"
Colleague B: "Go-Karting"
On the day: "Welcome. Today we will be playing an IT Helpdesk Role Playing Game"

Kill me.

When I was in my second semester of college I was tasked with creating a file encrypt/decrypt program. Take in normal textfiles and spit out a new random text and symbols file. I worked on it for two weeks and read up on all different encryption types and stuff. I was so excited when it was done. After it was done compiling I tried it out on its own source code. Encrypto.c and named the output file Encrypto.c 😰 The next thing I did was google " best version control and how to use it."

The difference between passing argument by value and passing it by reference.

Yup.. there is no place like...

My boss is pissed at me for browsing devRant. So I've created Chrome Extension so i could quickly open\hide it.

Feel free to get it from Chrome Store: https://goo.gl/J05XhT

admit!

Giving instructions to Git and ending with

"Did you Git it?"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My Crush who is a bookworm: what do u do?
me: i am a writer
she: wow thats soo cool
me: (excited inside)
she: what did u write recently?
me: code
she: 😐

Manager cracks a joke, everyone in the team laughs except one guy.
Manager : Didn't you understand the joke ?
The guy replies : I resigned yesterday

Never let your computer know that you are in hurry. Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time.

And the wait for the coworker begins..

Real Story 😂😂😂😂

After a long day, upgrading the ambiance on your station just feels good.

I hate when moving, copying and deleting folder that contains micro files. tsk.

" The junior dev just told me about an app called devRant. What have you been ranting about me on it?"

Beware of PMs.

Happiness is...

pretty much sums it up...

Project Manager: I used to be a programmer. I know how easy this is!

Me:

sums it up!✌💨

Still the best XKCD of all time.

coding

Swag!!

Things I need for the office

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

programming like a boss 😏

That's what the PMs think https://xkcd.com/303/

How I feel when people ask me to install software.