Happy New year 2020 but...

I was just browsing for freelancing jobs, found a NodeJs one that didn't sound like crap.

> Plz download attached project description

Ok *download and open PDF*

>Comic sans all over the place with blue and purple font color

NOPE!

This webdesign is actually painful to look at

My current desk setup.

Got 2 ducks 🦆! Only one in the photo because I'm got one for my dad that has a C# cape.

Dirty backend

All I want for Christmas is... 😍😍😍

Accurate 😂

When they want an honest candidate

A fine addition to my collection.

My app just reached 10k users today🎉🎊

When she only dates mathematicians and you are ready for the challenge

So glad I left this for myself

I worked on a web project a few years ago. I've refactored a large part of the architecture, added repositories to the business layer, implemented inversion of control and dependency injection etc. (took me 2 weeks).

There was a second developer in the project... he didn't understand the design patterns and the whole IoC/DI thing. Instead of asking or reading about it, he reverted all the changes while I was 3 weeks on vacation -.-

This is me when some software have one month free subscription for new accounts

😭 😭 😂

Opened devrant and quickly pressed home button and I got this wallpaper for a while.

Person: I want to learn to code neural networks and cool AI stuff.

Me: Look into Python or Lua.

Person: Those are too hard, I'm going to use HTML instead.

I got out of there as fast as I could. 😅

A meme (if that's acceptable)

When you find you should use `$("#id").html(response)` instead of `$("#id").innerHTML = response` and it works just fine out of a sudden.

So, how was your day?

Ok I saw this today

Lets all help them share their startup

Programming makes me feel like I am Jack Sparrow I do not completely understand problems, struggle with it and somehow manage to make success out of it ...Ah everyday it's an adventure in the brain

The average functional programmer