HOLY SHIT! Pls don't!

Since posting your setup is the cool new thing on devrant, I'll jump on the bandwagon!

This is how us frontend devs do our work.

The awesome time when you are new programmer and every day you learn something that blows your mind. 😊😊

Dear makers of devRant. Please make the gifs play in the time line.

Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

I know this one gets thrown around a lot, but it's simple and a terribly great joke.

I just thought. The next generation of coders are going to curse the software we praise. Well be using JavaScript to drive cars and ATMs (if we aren't already). We're gonna talk shit to dev youngsters about compilers, shims and fucking cross browser compatibility and how good they have it. Some of us will be stuck in the past keeping bullshit legacy code alive. Besides that, the world is gonna be a fucking awesome place (rip Mahammad Ali)

What's the worst mistake you ever made on a production site?

"Hi can you make an app for me? I can't pay you yet but I'll give you 25% stock options. It'll take like 2 weeks right?"

I think one difficult thing about being a developer is having all your business friends tell you they have this idea that would make millions but you have to build a prototype (for free) for them to pitch. They don't seem to understand that this is a full time job.

I'm on the computer so much that it feels weird to actually sit on the couch and watch TV.

Not so single ;)

Remember people:

If you never make mistakes, nobody will know what you do in a company.

You know you need to reevaluate your life when you see this.

I'm new to programming and my professor said I should work on a project this summer..... Any suggestions?!

Side note: I will be trying to advance my knowledge of Python and learning Java

˙ɟɟnʇs ʞɐǝɹq oʇ ʎɐʍ ɐ puᴉɟ llᴉʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝldoǝd ǝq llᴉʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʍoɥǝɯos 'ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯos puɐ 'ɹǝdolǝʌǝp ǝɥʇ ʎq ɟo ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ǝq sʎɐʍlɐ ʇ,uɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ sƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɯos ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ ǝɔᴉu sᴉ ʇI

Asking Android Studio to convert your layouts to ConstraintLayout is the equivalent of asking a two legged horse to do your laundry.

Developers version of "I'm in a band": "I'm building an app".

When vide dont work! :D

fangirling over the Google I/O 2016 announcements

Best design award goes to!