I want to start a community of advanced cli devs, but, idk.

Y'know, a bunch of people who make shit like spotify-cli, devrant-cli, pornhub-cli, the sort.

It really messes with me knowing that memes reposted from reddit or other shitty dev pages are the ones getting 300++'s (now it's 500, but still) while original rants barely get 100 (not necessarily mine, just rants in general).
It's like, come on all they're doing is copying stuff and posting it here...

I don't know if we can be friend...

I don't like cable art, my desk is messy(no setup), no stickers on my mac, don't care I have to use mac or pc or unix, I don't code at night.....anymore, I don't have problem with ;

But....I love coffee.

So true!

!rant

Today marks three years of marriage to the best rubber duck ever.

😍

The best feeling is writing some software and then random strangers telling you how much they love it. So satisfying.

JS gets a lot of hate lately.

The last month I was developing a mobile app that just showed information. I have to say ionic2 was quite good for it. Sure it's not native but I think it's a good thing for some apps

Was working on a smaller new web project for our client. After 3 months of coding and a working prototype clients projekctomanager randomly asked: And why its a web application now? me: *jaw open*

Models done finally

Still missing a trigger, magazine and texture but almost

I upgraded my RAM...
There were no RAMifications :D

sorry

Worst IDE you've worked with? Mine is xcode

I just automated the tasks I had for next week. What to do, what to do ^^ This is not really a rant but just me boasting. Time for beer.

When you get so little sleep that your toothbrush is still wet next morning.

// TODO create awesome rants here to entertain other devs to earn lot of upvotes to get a devRant stressball

Nothing is more permanent than temporary fix.
Marps.. 😂😂

credit: codechef

I'm watching
"Cybercrimes with Ben Hammersley"
on Netflix

It's quite involving and interesting..
Anyways carry your rant...

!Rant
Won $10,000 in a hackathon today.
Now, time to implement!!

I am officially crying because of xcode, all I want to do is sign the fucking version and get on with my life, arghhhh WHY APPLE???? WHYYYYYYYYYU??@?#!@?#!@??@@

Hell yeah!

Google should really add the dark theme to Android and all Google apps :/

Give a man a program and he's happy for a few days.

Learn a man to program and ruin his life 😈

When your hobby is programming

You must use Netbeans

My car made it home !

source: https://t.me/programmerjokes/608

FUCK XCODE CERTIFICATES AND PROVISIONING PROFILES

For me:
> The programming playlist on Spotify produced by Johan Brook while wearing over ear headphones
> A cup of tea produced by my wife in my large cup
> Keyboard lighting set to dark purple
> Monitor back lighting set to dark purple

for(int a = 0; a < b; a++){

//1k line of code using badly named variable
}

Anyone who wants to contribute to an opensource C++ game engine?

https://github.com/sebbekarlsson/...