10 reasons to know binary:

1 computer class
10 nerdy jokes

BAM! It's official. The Dutch people have voted against the new surveillance law!

It's about 49 percent against vs 46 percent in favor and the other part voted blank.

I'm happy as fuck!

When you've been only doing web dev for a while:

Long time, no c

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Strongly typed SMS

Friend: "How can I check my ip?"
Me: *opens terminal*
Friend: "is this a virus? Please stop"

*swats a fly at work*
"heh, debugging."
*audible sigh*

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I got my wife pregnant despite birth control being used... You could say she *puts on sunglasses* failed the penetration test.

I'll see myself out.

So there is this girl who was trying to be cute and wrote a mock C code for me :

She wrote :

If(existence=disapointment)
printf("kill self");
else
printf("what else??");

And without hesitating I told her that her code had a fault in it and it would always print "kill self" no matter what the level of disappointment is. And asked her to fix it.
The way she fixed it was probably best described as the situation when you have no idea what you are doing and you don't try to understand either. (or was simply passive aggressive) :

If(existence=disapointment)
printf("kill self");
else
printf("kill self");

Honestly though I hope she was being passive aggressive because boy do I pity people who confuse between '=' and '=='

CS Professor: “What M word is the black hole to all productivity?”

Student: “Management”

CS Professor: “Was going to say meetings but that’s better”

This job posting proves they're in desperate need of graphics designer..

This guy has hacked everything.

today is my first day ever as junior dev.
congratulate me (?)

Documentation is indeed crazy

Source: Instagram

Did you say security?

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

Remember guys

Who needs rubber duck debugging when you can do paper duck debugging?

Or is that concept too... Farfetch’d? 😎

pshht 🤫😄