Time to go nuclear? But they look so good.... Yet there's so much.....

StackOverflow survey 2016 is out! Do the stats correspond to the opinions here on devRant?

http://stackoverflow.com/research/...

So apparently I lost 14+ points overnight o_O What the hell happened? Pretty sure I didn't offend anyone 😐

When you actually have time!

</2016>
<2017>

Fuck soap

DFS Algorithm

Meeting host: "So now that I've finished rambling on does anyone have any questions?"

Me: "Why are we not marketing the time dilation machine you appear to have developed and deploy during the course of this meeting?"

Co-workers laugh.

So glad that it turned out our microphone was muted...

If I learned every spoken and dead language ever created in human history, I still wouldn't have enough swear words to describe how much I loathe SharePoint.

Why does it always have to ship RIGHT NOW....?
Don't people understand that things take time, especially having been told relentlessly?

They said I needed to keep my commit messages "PG13".

What they failed to realize is every PG13 movie is allowed 1 instance of "fuck".

much secure, such wow 👌🏻

Hey @dfox - How about "your worst fuck up" as the topic for the next weekly rant?

Sometimes I wonder why my company has a helpdesk for our customers when the help desk doesn't even know how to use the product we sell. I spend more time supporting our helpdesk than I do programming.

I love Java...

...script!

Is it just me, or is the rants longing for stickers and balls (sounds vaguely euphemistic) becoming just a bit too common?

I love some good stickers as much as the next guy, but wouldn't it be more fun to have them for something more, well, rant-y?

But by all means, keep ranting about what you think about, I love all of it.

http://adventurega.me/bootstrap/

Read this before you build your next bootstrap site. Lol.

there's nothing we can do about that!

When your delivery manager is the stupidest fuckin manager ever born :/

"If you have android code ready then why can't you create iPhone build unh - since A=B, B=C so 'C' SHOULD EQUAL TO 'A' right - so use android code and create iPhone build TOMORROW - don't change the code just create a build in 2 hours and then work on xyz project for other 6 hours since its in HIGH priority"

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..
MY DICK = YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER :///

Sales was about to close what I thought was supposed to be a basic WordPress project with a pretty steep delivery time (two weeks). I thought to myself: "well, ok. It's going to be rough for us to fit it into our existing schedule, but I guess the budget (unusually high) compensates." After I say OK, I find out that they were actually about to sign a FE application that takes data from various document management applications. I lost my shit. I hope there's a special place in hell for sales reps that don't get the specs before accepting projects.

thumbs up if you're ansibling all your tasks! :D

I ain't allowed to talk about it :( NDA and all.

@localhost as promised ☺☺ My home setup😊😊

God Damnit just name the fucking interface one thing and stop changing it every single time you check in. I don't care if you call it IGeorge at this point as long as it's still the same thing tomorrow morning you fuck.

Am I the only one who will spend an hour to write a script that runs only once to save myself from entering in 20 minutes worth of data manually?