This is what happens when you hire a philosophy major.

Math.abs(win);

Zebra crossing need a change

"Nothing’s impossible. " - The Doorknob (Alice In Wonderland)

How internet works 😇😇

Margin-right : -20px

Me...

A comprehensive guide to saving the princess with different programming languages...

I hope that's not the devrant duck....XD

++ contributions in the last year

Started Steam with the terminal and found this gem of an error message.

Yes, it's algorithm alright

This...

Christmas song for UNIX hackers:

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus < north pole > town

cat /etc/passed > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice > giftlist
santa claus < north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}

(By Frank Carey, AT&T Bell Laboratories, 1985 )

Funny SSID names?

"Do not disturb"

Best way to handle exceptions..

Meanwhile at NSA:

Alice: Uhm... Bob? I lost my SSH key...
Bob: *facepalms*
Alice: ... but i still have the public key! Could you please recalculate the private one for me?
Bob: Sure, give me a second. I'll fax it to you when it's ready.

Me: *wakes up from nightmare*

I can play with this little guy all day long.

Nice! Since when did Firefox dev tools have a dark theme?

I hate you Mac!

Your love,
Me

If it builds ship it!! Its Friday.. cheers! What’s everyone drinking?!

When you are studying Linux kernel at university course

GitHub is down.

Guess who's morning just got a lot easier 🎉

When your head is almost exploding...

Theres only 2 kinds of people in this world:

1. var username;
2. var user_name;

Hint: one of them will burn in hell

Found this on reddit, most of us had been in this situation😀

Just gotta love random hibernation wake ups, went sleep on time in like a year, fell asleep quick and then my fucking 3 monitors turn on and the fucking pc woke up, for no fucking reason, blasting equal of 4 suns into my eyes.

Is java reaching multiple dimension to pull extra cpu power?

VPS offline. Heartbroken.