Patch ASAP....

Programming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

devRant over Snapchat any day of the week! Best kept secret on the net! 👍👍👍 Not for long

Ugh, fxk. I got a promotion, I'm now a team lead for 4 developers, and I fxking hate it.

They never asked me if I wanted the position, they just threw me into it this week. They ripped me away from the team I had great chemistry with and put me on this other team with people I have no connection with.

To make matters worse, I'm also responsible for production servers of the clients of this team, one has malware even.

On top of all of this, they made me move desks for a new developer to fill my spot.

How do you demote yourself? Why would a company want someone to perform poorly (on purpose, I don't care) than to just keep their employee happy?

/end rant

You know you're a dev when your browser tabs look like this

During a software presentation for a group of clients i said:
"I reworked the interface for you. Now it's idiot-proof."

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." - Robert Sewell

When the inventor of the USB stick dies, they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.

When your hobby is programming

When a Linux user sees windows users complaining about their OS.

Congratulate all 😋

when your janitor knows his audience

Programming Fact

devRant/me are featured in a pretty cool new electronic developer magazine. There's some neat articles and it's pretty well done I think. You can check it out here: http://stackify.com/bb_emag/...

That moment when you realise that stack overflow can't help you...

does stackoverflow team use their site if they have issues with coding?

"so you use Ubuntu" she said ,
"why don't you go for Linux ?" she asked.

so I dumped my girlfriend

Apparently this company doesn't know what HTML5 is or didn't care and decided to use the logo anyways...

When you boot and can't remember if its F2 F8 F12 or DEL

Not sure if this is any good but felt obligated to get it :)

Thought this was funny from a recruiter

I got a good laugh from this one.

Opening my webapp on IE/Edge 😭😭😭

Works fine for me

The day my co-worker wraps his mind around Varnish and/or other caching mechanisms will be the day I rejoice unto the lords of the interwebz...

And finally, catching up.

I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

DevRant needs some code syntax highlighter for improve readability

How I imagine hell