I remember seeing Silicon Valley and watching Big Head do nothing at a big company and thought that was never possible.

Working at a FAANG company for 6 years and just completed 3 months of sitting around doing nothing, with 6 more months to come.

Life is indeed stranger than fiction.

The answer they deserve

It's 2021.

Bluetooth still sucks balls.

That's all.

FBI open up

Learned bash scripting age 17 for the sole purpose of automatically downloading porn using wget.

Kubernetes for Beginners

I am an idiot. I wrote some 100+ lines of code months ago and I took another look today and it seems like it could've done the same thing in 3. Fuckity fuck fuck.

A: Hey, can we talk about X for 5 minutes?

B: Yes, sure. I'm joining the meeting

...

...

You have left the room:
Meeting duration: 1 hour and 15 minutes

Learning AWS, and it took me 2 hours to figure out that I can't connect to my database because I forgot to press the button to allow public access

I partially blame amazon, because a button that important shouldn't be so small and hidden, but I'm still an idiot

Why do I get the urge to do 3-4 side projects just when I don't have time for neither of them and when I had time to do them I was just doing nothing all day...

!dev

There’s nothing more frustrating than feeling depressed and apathetic toward everything for days, like the walls are closing in, you’re never going to achieve your goals, and there’s no point to living... only to realize it’s just that it’s “that time of the month”.

I miss the days when my PMS was literally just “Random commercials make me cry”.

To clarify, I would probably catch on that these emotions are just a hormonal reaction if “that time of the month” happened every month. Nexplanon is a weird birth control.

I’m sure this thread was overshare, but I just wanted to express my frustration.

Here’s Bob being stealth

And by "tweaks" he means overhauling the entire thing for the 100th time

Android developers will know

I just signed up here. Seems pretty cool!

Different year same shit

😎true for even a beginner