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SkillsJavascript, Java, Linux, PHP, bit of Python, HTML, CSS
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LocationEdinburgh, UK
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Joined devRant on 5/13/2016
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Literally waiting minutes for every change when working on a drupal website at the same time as someone else...1
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When I started ssh'ing into remote linux machines I would wonder why a lot of the programs I started wouldn't keep running after I logged out... :facepalm:6
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Just texted my girlfriend my exam results:
"Got my programming fundamentals results!
exam: 91,
coursework: 97,
final: 94"
Then I realised I just used JSON syntax to text my girlfriend...4 -
Clients that want to tell a programmer the logic flow of their program:
if x > y, "A" happens
if x < y, "B" happens
WHAT OF THEY ARE EQUAL?!?!?3 -
@localhost had to do it... Just got some new monitor stands for free from a "neighbour" company, yesterday it was a mess... xD
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I wish recruitment agencies knew what they're doing so they could actually send useful job offers... C'mon, seriously? I'm a first year at University, what are the chances I can be a senior linux sys admin and manage a team?5
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I really have to clean the house...
On the other hand... I really have to finish my native script app...2 -
Taking into account the way npm manages dependencies, how many modules do you think I had to include to download the whole npm?
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"How can you spend the whole day in front of the computer? It's saturday!"
Yeah, and it's my weekend, I spend it how I want to, I have fun doing this...1 -
When you love and use arch-linux based distros but everyone that does support linux only seems to know about ubuntu...4
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When you realise Stack Overflow has been down but in a whole day of coding you didn't notice it because you didn't need it :O3
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Today we moved a lot of stuff from one server to another and nothing broke!
Today was a great day!!!
Tomorrow might be a bad day though...2 -
Heard this one on the lift today:
"I'm more of a backend guy"
You have to be really careful when you say that kind of stuff...7 -
"Can you teach us how to do x? If not, how much would you charge for doing it yourself?"
Bitch, my time is valuable, if I teach you, I'm gonna charge you anyway... -
Please someone tell me there's a better way to copy an object in Javascript...
I can't live with a language where I have to do this
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Ever had a client asking for metallic colours on their website?
Anyone knows what's the hex for mettalic colours?3 -
That feeling when everyone left the student accomodation already, so the internet speeds are actually decent
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Nothing compares to the amount of times I cloned a git repository because I messed a commit back when I first learned git
