Truth.

// sometimes I feel my compiler ignores all my comments :(

If a Pizza has the radius z and the height a, its volume consists of Pi*z*z*a!

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Github stats:

coworker 1: 3,535k ++ 987k --
coworker 2: 1,563k ++ 735k --
etc.
me: 453k ++ 7,848k --

I guess this confirms my job at the company as "Backend Crap Remover".

"First remove the break points, and then commit the code".

He described it as if the breakpoints could stop time!! 😂

Never thought I'd have so much in common with a layout

In case of fire:

1. git commit
2. git push
3. leave building

age++;

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

That person, who commits code without formatting. Every single time...😡😠😾

Google knows it all

"So what are your hobbies?"

Me: "programming"

"No i mean your real hobbies, besides the work you do"

Me: *awkward silence*

512 looks like a more rounded number than 500.

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea 😐