True story

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

Best joke I have read this week...

And it works!😊😊

Fuxk yeah! My code works! It's 2AM, I'm happy and there's no one around, so I wrote a poem :-P

What was once impossible,
Is now close to completion,
Thanks to my debug statements,
Which now await their deletion.

"There's nothing more permanent than a temporary hack." - Kyle Simpson

What music do you listen to while programming?
I personally listen to a lot of epic film music or metal, depending on my mood.

Our smart and very professional sales guy strikes again,

I had to do some research on if I could print a pdf file directly from the server (be it php / nodejs)

When I told him I had found a solution he said, good job and went away, I was like...hmm k..

A few days later he came to my senior being mad that the project wasn't done in time.. And we were like.. Dude... What project!?

Apparently he made a deal to have a working demo in two weeks, but we (our dev team) never got that message...

I didn't get paid this month can I borrow some ++ here.It will make me feel better.

This dude in my class keeps lying about his programming skills and it's getting on my nerves. 😒😒😒

Me: Can I get an API beer?

Bartender: Um... You mean IPA right?

Me: Oh, right! 😅