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Just go there. This is everything you have to know, ever.

How programmers comment their code

Programming Design patterns part 1 :- remembering "The Gang of four..!"

c# never disappoints

Software development is a learning process,

Working code is a side effect.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

When you look back on your github activity and just think "Wow, we have really created something special. This is really going to help the world." It just... It gets me. That's why I do this day in and day out.

What am I supposed to do with a stress ball ? Throw it to people who stress me out ?

Same here

Knock.
Knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock.

Who's there?

Fibonacci.

That's about right isn't it?

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

When I read about the new update but I need 500++'s to get the cat 😧

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

Good Innovation !!

not rant

I code in python.

I JUST DELETED MY LIVE MYSQL SERVER

I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE BACKUPS

How to write hello world program in C

From my years at college employment:

A student brought in his personal printer to help desk, complaining that the printer is printing red streaks, when he only has black ink installed.

Opened up the printer, found a packet of ketchup stuck in there.

Welcome to the cloud

Knock, knock.
Race condition.
Who’s there.

"Knock knock.
Race Condition!
Who's there?" :D

Do you have any funny comments in code?

I played Pokemon GO for about 4 days, then realized I'd rather just play any of the other Pokemon titles on the GB (A), DS, or 3DS.

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

found this today

When I have tons of warnings but my code still works

Random guy at work pushed this to production today...

var i = 0;
do { // DO NOT DELETE THIS! }
while (i < 1);
....
doImportantThing();

And my boss keeps saying code reviews are overrated, lol.

Yup.. there is no place like...

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardware problem