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Skills

Java
Location

London
Website

http://www.chizzymeka.co.uk

Joined devRant on 12/11/2016

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Just USB things

joke/meme usb

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WTF python.... How the fuck are you an OOP language and unable to overload constructors...?

No method overloading... and they say JAVA is a shitty language.

rant fuck python

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why the fuck do i have to fill out all these job search websites' forms to generate a CV for me ? i already have a fucking CV !!!

rant fuckwits

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'coz you know ...

rant programming stories coding code reuse convention variable name variable naming

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!rant

Got my first dev job!

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This is just perfect 😂

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Got fed up with Wix adverts on Facebook so I hid it. It then asked me why, so, as a Frontend Developer, I said Wix is offensive to me.

Tell me I'm wrong! 😉

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Use eclipse, it's a good ide

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I just ask an intern to comment a Java class I send him (for practice). He asked what should he use to open the file, because, he said, "Word, messes it up"

Seriously, what are they teaching at schools?

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Get inspired...

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!rant

Teach Yourself How to Write Code in 3 seconds.

C o d e

There you go.

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Anti-virus cable to reduce virus noises

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I often times write code and think to myself "I don't have to comment this, it's obvious what is going on", only to find myself back at the same code, figuring out wtf it does...

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Difference between 0 and NULL.

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Landed my first grad role as a software developer!

Node, c#, VB, xamarin, swift!

30k!

Life is good folks

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