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Who will be the first to write "Linux Kernel"? 🤔

First I thought I finally found some public WiFi which isn't unencrypted (Password was on a sign outside).

*Opens WiFi settings*

*WiFi is unencrypted*

Huh? *Connects*

*Sign in page opens up which asks for the password*

Well... VPN is the way to go...

Fucking Windows... If you don't have enough memory for everything youre supposed to do, then kill whatever you want, but not the fucking graphics driver.

What should I do then? Close something different? Fuckin Monkeys.

Windows...
Yesterday: "11 updates available"
*Didn't install them to avoid the restart notification*
Today: "No updates available"

😒

I can't believe it! It seems like Microsoft did something their user wanted for the first time!

*Sister comes into room*
"My TV makes strange noises"

Me: "Controlled all cables?"

Sister: "No."

Just why?