Here's the design, you just code it.

....Meme....

this is it!

Lose some ...

my_girlfriend: who do you like more in your life?
me: linux
my_girlfriend: What????
me: you asked who i LIKE not Who i LOVE?
my_girlfriend: ok, who do you LOVE?
me: python

i dont know why she left me, i think she was php fan

Logged in after approx 1.5 years. I want to be active here again! In the past 1.5 yr, I ...
- got married
- got a new MacBook
- moved to a new place
- got a new job
Wooooooo

//TODO: Add Camera

So true 💡

That's right you fucking c*nts! Put an unsubscribe button but still send me emails even after unsubscribing a million times!🖕

1970-01-01T00:00:00Z 😂😂

Wish it is that simple

Trying to concentrate. Co-worker from another room standing there, BLA BLA BLA, and she's fucking LOUD. But she hates coldness, and it's below 0 °C outside.

So I open two windows, and guess who instantly leaves! Now it's cold, but SILENT. HAR HAR!

UTF-8 gone wrong

Simple flowchart XD

I'd do this soon to piss the professor off

Finding a suitable name for my daughter was easier than finding the words for my commit messages.

Everytime

Found this 2 years old beauty today:

public boolean hasPermission(User user, Permission permission){
// TODO
return true;
}

The author quit last year.

TOP 10 PROGRAMMING BEST PRACTICES

#1 Start numbering from 0.
#10 Sort elements in lexicographic order for readability.
    #2 Use consistent indentation.
#3 use Consistent Casing.
#4.000000000000001 Use floating-point arithmetic only where necessary.
#5 Not avoiding double negations is not smart.
#6 Not recommended is Yoda style.
#7 See rule #7.
#8 Avoid deadlocks.
#9 ISO-8859 is passé - Use UTF-8 if you ▯ Unicode.
#A Prefer base 10 for human-readable messages.
#10 See rule #7.
#10 Don't repeat yourself.

Happy first advent! 😁

+++ New GitHub feature notifies you when the owner of a repository makes a new release +++

"It's in progress. I am working on it."

It's yours if you can exit it

Dear web developers: please use the "Accept-Language" header to determine what language to use, not some weird, whacky geolocation script. That header exists for a reason.

Yes Google - that includes you.

Some clients are really a pain in the ass °∆°

I hate such glitches in adblockers these days

Open terminal, do this
telnet mapscii.me

Have fun

;____;

In my current company we're being forced to use Windows for web development... I can't use a VM because of the hardware specs.

This is now my screensaver.

Witch😔