Why doesn't JSON allow trailing commas? Why? How hard is that to implement? Everyone else has them, why not JSON?

Applying to more internships today and found this:

Position: full stack blockchain engineer intern

Basic qualifications:
- 7+ years of experience in software development
- 2+ years experience developing smart contracts
- 5+ years professional experience in Java, Go, Node.js

Wtf is this? What intern has 5+ years of professional software development?

Why even label the posting as an intern when u want someone with years of experience?

Stupid fucking shit I swear

My Boss: When are you going to finish?

Me: There is a bug, I'm solving it, I need more time.

My Boss: Why have you introduced a bug in your code and now solving it? It were more simple if you didn't created any bug!

Me: WTF!!!

timeless

.titanic{
float: none;
}

Stupid users gonna be stupid.

Somebody pays for this domain 👍

Translation: www.if-loop.de

There are no if-loops, just if-statements!

Yayyyyy my programming deck came in!

I used to write HTML line by line.

and then someone showed me emmet.

life has never been the same since.

Top secret and bottom secret

And its not a blog

Once had a guy who wrapped all his code in:

for(var i = 0; i < 1; i++){ }

Still wakes me up at night..

var todays_tasks = 4, completed = 0;

while(completed < todays_tasks) {
fixTask();
completed++;
todays_tasks += 2;
}

while(1){
sleep();
}

.motivation {display : none;}

<?php

wakeUp();
goToWedding();

while (atWedding() && bored()) {
browseDevrant();
}

goToTrainStation();
sleep(2700); // got there 45 mins early

while (trainIsMoving()) {
try {
workOnDevrant();
} catch (ProcrastinationException $e) {
// got distracted by devRant
}
}

goHome();

while (unrespondedStickerRequests()) {
sendResponse();
}

goToSleep();

?>

When working with really annoying devs that I know feel strongly about using either spaces or tabs, I sometimes "accidently" uses the opposite indent style when commiting.

I just wanted to place an order

2 of the top 20 rants of the day are the same meme? Come on devs, we can do better.

bono.less

installing a theme on WordPress apparently makes you a developer

I spent hours trying to figure out why imagettftext() in PHP wasn't working...
Damn file permissions!!

debugging php code without turning on error reporting.

Old but gold.

"Project manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month."
"Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby."

It might be time for bed when your laptop can't even resolve localhost without toggling the WiFi off and back on anymore.

When you wish ctrl+shift+R will do the trick

When you had been reloading the page like crazy and none of the changes are registering. Then you realize that you are reloading production server instead of development one. 😖

Still the best XKCD of all time.

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

most evil thing to do...