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I4.0 and IoT freak
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C, C++, C#, Java, Lua, html, css, JavaScript, Matlab, LabVIEW

Joined devRant on 11/13/2016

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This describes my feelings so well...

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bad code that works 👍

source: reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/

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Q:Why is this book so long?
A:Its mostly white spaces

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Optimized my program fron running 74 minutes to running 0.005 seconds. I call that a successful day.

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Coding Teacher: "you'll need your laptops for the exam. To prevent you from cheating I'll disable the network now"

...pulls out the network cable on his machine...

"okay you can start now"
🤦🏻‍♂️

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Typical code comment

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If my teacher was this cool ....

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Pretty accurate

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Fucking Methods starting with "Get" and return is void.

void GetTheFuckOut()

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Seriously, why? WHHHYYYY?

US-date-format sucks, every FUCKING TIME!

The only time I really notice is when the "month" is larger than 12:

05/13/2017
"5th of Dec... oh. Fuck. Not this shit again..."

(It makes no sense. Absolutely none.)

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Never gets old

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There's no place like ~

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Fuck off 😂😂😂

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Found this in web

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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This was on my atm today...

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</sarcasm>

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The real random generators!

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When it's time to go into evil mode

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🎶 He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town. 🎶

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Where we had a 2 hour meeting for an one hour task

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When you do a 'sudo rm -r /*' instead of a 'sudo rm -r ./*' on ubuntu

PS : I just did it :'(

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"sudo !!" Will rerun your last command with sudo privileges in a Linux environment.

You're welcome.

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Just received my github mug!

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At a hackathon I went to they asked all 1200 participants what code editor they used... 4 people used MS Word.

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Error! Factory produced more than one instance of Singleton!

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How did I learn to program?
It's the funniest story actually.
I studied Computer Engineering where I took programming courses.

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Lolz for git messages.

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!rant
Had to post it

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Enough said

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