It's ok to not know everything

Tomorrow's the first day of my internship, wish me luck gals and pals

my lamp doesn't seem to work... smh

The obvious one:
E-Corp (aka. Evil Corp).
First they acted all evil, and then they wanted to control the world.
A brilliant business model tbh., but not very humanistic one.

Best: making Arch Linux my main driver.
Worst: as above.

Somebody took that "let's hack Facebook" meme waaay too far

Sweet!
Thanks, it's awesome

Epic nice, dude!
Now I'm both a shitposter and a hacker

Just downloaded a theme designed for WordPress... Holy. Fuck.
Is this normal? [pic related - style.css]

So I guess all the cool kids have to post it at least once... Here's mine.

Wasting so much time on gaming instead of learning software development when I was just starting out

Not buying bitcoin in 2008

So I had to chroot into my system (I fucked up). Plugged in my backup arch live USB and then suddenly... What the actual fuck? I guess somebody borrowed my drive and used it for barbaric purposes

Oh my fucking god. This blessed feeling when your code finally works and you can remove all those fucking breakpoints and move on.
These are the moments I became a programmer for

Procrastination is a bitch.

Don't know dude, I'm doing it right now

FUCKING HELL
My sister has that Vaio laptop from 2012 and she wanted me to "clean it up"... You get the deal. I ran the bios and booted it up from my external SSD setup so I don't have to bother with her bloody Windows fucking 7. When I'm finished deleting some garbage she managed to accumulate on her disk I wanted to switch back to Windows to properly uninstall bloatware she had. AND THEN OT FUCKING STRUCK ME. Can't load bios. F keys don't do shit. Delete doesn't either. The bloody "ASSIST" button is as useless as always. Since the computer is so slow I'm gonna waste a whole day trying to fix it and in the end she will be like: "oh, it took you so long!". Why Vaio, why can't you just get over the fact that some people actually use BIOS and make it somehow ACCESSIBLE? It's the same shit every time I try to do anything with that laptop. I'm always getting shit on from Sony as if I paid them to fuck me. One last time. VAIO, FUCK YOU.

I know posts like this one don`t belong here but I`m so super proud of it...

I`ve finally (after like 2 days) finished setting up my macbook-air-arch-linux-kde-plasma and this is what it looks like. If any of you is interested I can share some details about making certain things compatible with apple hardware.
Peace!

I`ve just found this file on my MacOS and it made me giggle a bit. Is it a common practice to leave out useless files in an os?

Thank you Messenger for being so helpful, fucktard

Always triple check which drive you are about to format. It may sound dumb but there are some people (like me) who had to reinstall the whole os because of that.

The most emotional moment was after seeing that "Hello, world!" printed out on the screen for the first time. That was the point where I felt like "yup, this is gonna be my life from now on"

Making a programmer fix your pc is like making a professional painter paint your fence

Oh so you are a programmer huh? Can you copy photos from my phone to my laptop?
FML

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams

Basically every time I see someone using my app... It feels so damn good man

Sudo rm -rf /

"I. Need. More. RAM."
~my computer

Why do I have to press 'OK'? I'm not OK with that...

I'm confused...
My code works but... It's really not supposed to...