Winter is here. Damn.

Thank you makers

I work remotely. This means that sometimes I work with no pants on.

...ok I work with no pants on all the time.

I have a casual retail job and I need to sell this... It really hurts me.

The future of devrant:

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I installed linux, celebrate me!
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You don't need to be a developer to ++like others and collect ++likes and show how much you are liked and shit. Everyone can do it. Thats what facebook and instashitsocialcrap is for: People making a thing about how they like and plus and hug and follow each other and how much they are liked and ++ed and shit. It has no substance.

It's what i love about devrant. It has substance. People talk about real stories. Things that matter, things that are interesting and funny. And people talk to each other.

Other social media is empty bullshit. Please don't let devrant become another stupid internet shitplace.

No wonder our sex lives suck!

As a google fan boy this makes me very uncomfortable...

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

Coincidence?

Can totally relate to this

Sometime’s Google’s Easter eggs make my day

Our life story explained 😂 !

Emma Watson is my manager.
Paid in bacon.

Cohead of Hooli's Moonshot venture

- Getting paid to learn
- Testing new stuff everyday

Not enough space on your phone? Just copy my -100MB file from my autodesk cloud

Thanks google

The bugs have learned to hide

padding intensifies...
From r/ProgrammerHumor

Hang on a sec now...

Hands down biggest coding distraction has got to be Project Managers.

"Stylized"

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 204 No Content
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 413 Payload Too Large
Me: 102 Processing
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 429 Too Many Requests

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Me: 101 Switching Protocols
Me: 408 Request Timeout
GF: 102 Processing

Me: GET /sleep
Sleep: 404 Not Found
Me: 406 Not Acceptable

(Morning)
Me: 501 Not Implemented

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

Exams close.
New to devRant.
Addicted.
FML.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Android studio gradle takes so much time to build. I decided to draw something to kill time whenever it build.
Day 3: Starlord is nearly complete.

Dev: why should I develop windows phone apps. Almost nobody uses this kind of shit.

Customer: Why should I use a fucking windows phone. The windows app store is as empty as a ghost town.

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

#wannaCry :
*US engineers trying to find antivirus.
*Europe engineers finding preventing tools
*Meanwhile Indian engineers already updated their resume with " Worked/Implemented anitvirus for wannyCry"

Meanwhile. .
Indian HR consultants asking for minimum 5 years experience in handling "wannacry"

Student - Teacher renaming .c to .exe make the program executable ?

Teacher - Yes

A group of people stand up and walking to the door

Teacher - Where are you all going ?

Students - We are going to drop this class.