when i see a java fan...

Home office

Rant that involved my manger hit a decent amount of ++.
Just seen him downloading devRant.

I don't know who, or where you are. But want to let you know the test was successful.

NOT A RANT

My brother is teaching himself how to code. Couldn't be prouder

Confused what is more harder to date a girl or Making an Angular app

HAHAHA.

Technology evolves so fast and I see people who know plenty of languages and thousands of things. I always try to keep up, but there are day which I don't learn anything at all and when I go to bed I think about how I'm wasting my time and my existence

I started my first job with no degree and no real experience. It was a sink or swim kind of place. Six months in, I was working on a bunch of projects independently, then they hired a new junior developer, and told me it was my job to mentor him.

a lot of the time I knew what to do to get the job done, but I didn't know why. He always asked why... Learning something is one thing, teaching it is another. This guy was the best co-worker I've ever had because he pushed me to be much better while we learned together.

it works! ..wtf?! Why does THAT SHIT WORK?

this job looks neat

working against a database over a bugged VPN connection, which gives you periodically timeouts, after the request takes 15 minutes 😑

when you screw up at a coding interview because you couldn't remember an algorithm you havent used in 7 years.

I see this is true.
I am learning software development I understand what the code does but the most difficult part is to think and think and think what code to implement and how you're going to code it to make the program work.

How to break a chatbot (well done).

And on the 8th day, God began debugging. And still hasn't finished.

Don't complete the task within estimates : You're slow.
Complete it before estimates: Your estimates suck!

Me when finally fixing the estimated 5-minute-fix bug (after 3-4 desperate hours)

Before: Programming is like an art...

Becomes a geek.

Now: Art is like Programming

Made a really cool spinning animation on a button that submits a form...

API Call is too fast to see it

setTimeout

Went out with my old non-programming folks.

Realised how badly I lost my sense of humor

How to write ethnically correct code!