Well that's not me 😂😜

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

I'm recruiting a new dev to my team, and that just happened.

Nothing makes me sicker than a programmer who chooses the light theme rather than dark

Boss and project manager calls me into a launch meeting for a new project. A stock management system for a small furniture company that will work over 11 stores, 4 warehouses and multiple suppliers which will also work as an ordering system. We went over the spec(112 pages) and I told him that it will be an on going project over a year with an initial dev time of 4-6 months. He just said that he's sold it to them to be delivered for testing in 2 weeks and completed in 4 weeks(they signed the contract) and that I'd best get started. I just closed my laptop and walked out.

The moment when you learn Java for ~6 months at the university and someone in the back asks: "whats a integer?"...😅😐

We've all been there

The junior dev sent me this and it made me chuckle.

my boss went on vacation 1 day before the deadline. Then disaster came in. So we emailed him, and he replied.

"Good luck"

You ever look as someone and think "I could replace you with a script."?

fuck you SimpleDateFormat. Every single time. get one case incorrect, suddenly its june the 45th, 3017.

Figured out a problem on the bus to work. Must get to the office before I forget!!!😀

11 months to develop our own game engine and a game using it, tools etc with almost any knowledge about c++, 4 programers and 3 artists. I've been working from 8am to 23pm, 7 days a weeek for 10 months + lots of days without sleep more than 3h because we had milestones. Hardest shit I have done ever. Here's the result, all images are in game https://m.youtube.com/watch/...

keep calm and...

anyone else add dumb shit for the Hell of it?

Does anyone actually know css off by heart or would your webpage look like diarrhea if stackoverflow was down for the day

Thank you devrant for the awesome stickers i put one on my laptop and one on my on my desktop the last one i may put on my car.

“I thought since you majored in CS you could totally do that.”

Destroying my self esteem since freshman year.

Didn't get to the next interview stage because of "culture fit" 😔
What does that even mean?

Don't let your code know it's getting reviewed. Bugs smell fear.

The best captcha

Some people say my desk is too messy...

I think I just need a bigger desk. 😋

Opinions?

When your company hires a third party to develop 2.0 version of your product after doing a proof of concept... Fml

A shitty solution isn't better than no solution, but a solution found when taking a shit... now that is always the right solution.

That moment when a social situation makes you feel bad, so you come over to dev rant and feel good with your life.

I've been working on an internal application under the impression that my deadline was this Thursday. I walked in ready to tell me boss I was going to need a bit more time, and he immediately says:
"iamnull, when do you think you'll have this application done? July or August?".

So much relief.

When I wait for code completion

When client compares his cheap 3 months old project App with well established multi Billion $ Bigwigs' Apps :|

"Look how cars are moving smoothly on map in UBER, I want something like that"

"Look how fast is GOOGLE Search"

"Look how AMAZON figures out what we want next"

Are you fuckin serious :|

Something... Something... 39000 feet.. Something... Why won't my code work.

random question: I have a younger friend who is interested in becoming a programmer, but is dyslexic.... does anyone know of any resources/advice I can give him?