When back-end engineers get excited about something.

The golden ratio !!!

When you have more than 100 open tabs in Chrome on your phone, this apparently happens

!rant
Remember that one day someone says "lets make a game about a fat italian guy that save the princess from the evil big monkey by jumping some barrels and a hammer".

Do not be afraid of your own ideas, you always miss the shots that you don't take.

If you had
one language
One framework
To code everything you want
Would you learn it or let it pass

His code is heavy,
arms are weak,
mind is bending.
It's all spaghetti.
He is nervous but looks calm and ready
to go now
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down.
The manager is getting loud
He moves his mouse but the bugs won't got out
They are features now
Time to ship
Over blaow!

New job, new setup

Help god!!

Gentlemen,
Please take a look at the enclosed hard drive and let me know if you'll be able to transfer files/software from it onto a laptop. If so I'll send you a laptop so you can get it done.

*Opens box*

!rant

I was fiddling around on a website for a bar near me with an arcade. Friends and I already discovered that you could input the konami code on the homepage and be brought to a little easter egg with a chance to win a free beer, free pizza, or nothing.

This evening I was looking at the site a little more and decided to try to find the js code they're using to manage this because I thought it was an ingenious idea. When Looking at the source, I found this little gem. I'm very pleased and wish I had built this site.

Truest truth

So true

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

The only programming joke I know is my code...

Me every time...

is this a joke?!

Friday afternoon going straight to production without testing.

when you get downvoted on Stackoverflow...

The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

The only programming joke I know is my code.

I have a bit strange personal rule - If I encounter something more than three times during 3hrs period, I certainly must learn as much as possible about it. Last night I've stumbled upon few listings in Go language.

So, starting this morning, decided to learn Go. So far, so good.

P.S. Is it just me or Go really does have strong C/C++ vibe (but is, indeed, higher level language)? Old guy like me, must like that.

I'm not a PM, but that's funny!

haha the best reply

IOS SUCKS!! SWIFT SUCKS !! OBJECTIVE-C SUCKS!! SUCK MY DICK APPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT !! Why did you have to make the language sooo counter intuitive, and so different from the popular languages you pain in the ass piece of shit, Why can't I throw exceptions from a constructor of a class?? Why do I have to use a fucking struct to just throw exceptions?? Can't class constructions fail you peice of shit?? huh? GOD DAMN IOS MAGGOT DEVELOPERS IF I EVER RUN INTO THOSE FUCKERS IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE EM BURN THEM ALIVE AND HAVE THEM FOR DINNER

Show your programming knowledge! Using the images on the left, click or tap on the one that represents the 'increment operator'

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Found this at a company's website they need an Android developer with (10 years of experience) 🤔😕

when I was upgrading from windows 7 to 10 , this is how it felt like

After running tests, code review, coverage test ... And your application crashes in the middle of a demo in front of your PM and your coworkers.

Coworkers : "When you try your best but you don't succeed ..." (Coldplay song)

PM : DAMN SON! WHERE'D FIND THIS ?

"I don't need math!
I'll just make videogames when I grow up!"
[Myself as a child]