Just got this slack from our server admin.

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

Interviewer: (on the phone) do you know what SQL injection is?

Me: Are you a cop?

just when u have a meeting to rush to, this little shit updates. all my presentation material is on this fuckin thing. FUCK! arghjfbggghhh

Now this is not funny at all😂😂

when i worked in IT, some coworkers told me to install some stuff in the "happy" and delete some files from the "surprised". I spend several days confused, until they explained me... Idk if they are idiots or geniuses.

happy disk (C:)
surprised disk (D:)

maybe they were both.

was forced to install devrant by husband. woah.

Golden words of wisdom

LOL 😛

Touche...

my colleague wants to build a wall.

Best weather app with the most accurate algorithm!

programmers pickup lines

Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!

Schrödinger's

please don't...

At middle school they kept on banning the flash game sites so I made one my self but it was called something like mathhomework.somefreehost.com, the landing page looked like a homework site and all the flash games were called something like problem_1.swf. I use to sell logins to class mates at like £2.50.

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

Developer saying programming is pure logic have never done CSS in their life

Never trust a developer who’s muscle memory isn’t set up to automatically run `ls` *immediately* after `cd`ing into a directory.

// Not a rant !

But I like puns. And even more programming puns.

thinking deep meta

I think you guys will find this very useful

Well guy has some trust issues

how beautiful this is..😍😍😍

whenever I see someone named Jason it makes me giggle

I actually took the time to explain to a recruiter that java != JavaScript... He told me they were similar enough... I put it in terms he'd understand: "If you want to make money, you need to understand that they are not similar. If you keep saying they are and send your clients a dev with no java experience, you'll lose clients. if you send devs to a place that's looking for something they don't know, you'll lose devs. Your pitch reeks of desperation and you'll be out of the business within a year unless you actually start listening to the people who know the tech."

I almost felt bad, but... He kept pushing when I said no, haha.

programmer's house

I ain't got no time 😂😂😂

Yes it is a wireless mouse! lol.